Nice beaver
Red's scout leader is taking Wood Badge, which is the highest level of training the leadership can undergo. The leadership training mimics the scout program, so all the leaders are divided up into dens of their own. Red's scout leader has asked me to come up with a den cheer or song for his den, the Beavers.
Had to nix my first few ideas since they weren't appropriate.
This is what I've come up with:
First cheer and variations
Turn away from the audience and chant:
"Pat, pat, pat" while shaking your rear to the left three times
"bam, bam bam," while shaking your rear to the right three times
"We are the beavers" turn around to face the audience on this line
"and we give a dam!"
Admittedly that one might still be too risque so I have some variants. The movements stay the same.
"Pat, pat, pat"
"bam, bam bam,"
"We are the beavers"
"and we give a ... hoot!"
"Pat, pat, pat"
"bam, bam bam,"
"We are the beavers"
"and we give a ... barrier to obstruct the flow of water!"
Right, don't like that one? Try this song (to the tune of Rainbow Connection):
Why aren't there any songs about beavers?
We're nature's engineers.
Beavers are rodents, cousins to squirrels,
With large hairy tails on our rears.
We live in houses out in the river
Made out of mud, trees, and stones.
We're well protected from wolves, bears, and tigers
Safe in our custom built home.
I think I might have a sickness.
Grey
Had to nix my first few ideas since they weren't appropriate.
This is what I've come up with:
First cheer and variations
Turn away from the audience and chant:
"Pat, pat, pat" while shaking your rear to the left three times
"bam, bam bam," while shaking your rear to the right three times
"We are the beavers" turn around to face the audience on this line
"and we give a dam!"
Admittedly that one might still be too risque so I have some variants. The movements stay the same.
"Pat, pat, pat"
"bam, bam bam,"
"We are the beavers"
"and we give a ... hoot!"
"Pat, pat, pat"
"bam, bam bam,"
"We are the beavers"
"and we give a ... barrier to obstruct the flow of water!"
Right, don't like that one? Try this song (to the tune of Rainbow Connection):
Why aren't there any songs about beavers?
We're nature's engineers.
Beavers are rodents, cousins to squirrels,
With large hairy tails on our rears.
We live in houses out in the river
Made out of mud, trees, and stones.
We're well protected from wolves, bears, and tigers
Safe in our custom built home.
I think I might have a sickness.
Grey