Jun 11, 2007 22:16
1: I am not allowed to sneak away to set off all the professional fireworks at once at the 4th of July celebration.
2: I am not allowed to use the magnifying glass on the sidewalk ants.
3: I am not allowed to catch animals and "play" with them. This includes the neighbors cat.
4: I will not try to strangle the other children at the playground. Under any circumstances. Not even if they are really dumb and annoying.
5: I will not try to force other kids to drink dangerous substances.
6: I am not allowed to "borrow" dad's labcoat.