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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I helped happybadtzu see the light (8 points). In March I gave stgabriel a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I punched glucovis in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (672 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Grey_Dancer