I am in Tokyo, where I have not been in a long time, and I have spent far, far too much money buying doujinshi. Years of careful restraint went out the window in a single weekend. It's entirely possible that I doubled my collection, I'm not 100% sure.
Tokyo has been great fun, too. I managed to tour the grounds of the Imperial Palace, visited a couple of doujin stores, had ice cream, ate at a Japanese vegan restaurant, asked a somewhat bemused porn-pusher for directions to the 7-11, and went to Nekobukuro. Nekobukuro is a place where you pay them 600 yen and you get to come in and pet their cats for as long as you like. I also took a ton of pictures of the Thunder Gate and felt hugely nostalgic because I once wrote a paper on a Hiroshige print depicting it (and won money for it, too!).
There were several great conversations, too, some real, some in my head. Examples:
(talking about the toilets on the trains in China)
me: Actually it was kind of exciting, because the toilet was just a hole in the train. You could watch the ground passing by between your feet.
misspaulette: That would scare the crap out of me.
me: ::dies::
misspaulette: And then there was a picture, and it said, "would Meatloaf do That for a Klondike bar?"
The Strange: But what would a Klondike bar do for Meatloaf?
me: ::visualizes a picture of a meatloaf. visualizes a Klondike bar. wonders what meatloaf would do for a Klondike bar, taste-wise. wonders what a Klondike bar would do for meatloaf, taste-wise. thinks that sweet and salty go well together because they contrast, but has never heard of those two getting paired up. realizes that Meatloaf is a person and visualizes him holding a Klondike bar. wonders what Meatloaf could possibly do for a Klondike bar. remembers the lyrics of an infamous Meatloaf song::
me: ::three minutes later in the conversation:: OH! I GET IT!
(wandering during Super Comic City and talking with Band AU Ryuuki in my head)
Ryuuki: ::randomly:: I want a nipple ring!
me: wha-- NO!
Ryuuki: Well, how about a bellybutton piercing?
me: gods no.
Ryuuki: Eyebrow?
me: no no nooooooo.
Ryuuki: Come on, you like piercings!
me: That's why you can't have one!
Ryuuki: Please? I bet Shuurei would like it too . . .
me: ::runs away::
Hilariously, while wandering the homemade goods section of Comic City, I bought myself an overpriced black armband with a print of a butterfly in a cage on it. Which means that I now own hypothetical merchandise for a Visual K band that ONLY EXISTS IN MY HEAD.
Oh, and technically Band AU Ryuuki has several ear piercings already.
And my fellow tourists are annoying, so I'm going to bed.