Brace yourselves.
This discourse may offend and/or disturb. I warn you of this now, if you have problems with what you have known all your life being challenged, do not read on. I have just made a discovery of unparalleled proportions. What is this epic new fact that must be told to the world? Listen in for a moment, if you please.
Myth: guys like girls with big boobs.
This is, in fact, FALLACY. Guys are actually NO more partial to the well-endowed women of the world than any other. IN ACTUALITY, bigger than average basoomas are a hinderance!! Fact: all my suitemates with normal/smaller boobs have love interests. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
It has been a lie that we, the large-breasted, have been told all our lives, that our attractiveness is increased greatly by the presence of our sizely chests. If a guy were given the choice between two girls of equal facial beauty, one with big boobs and one with smaller, more proportional boobs, I would bet that the guy would go for the latter. And really, who would blame him? Big boobs are nothing more than an inconveience. They make it hard to run or go down the stairs too quickly. They look all crazy and weird when you lie down cause they move to the sides. They get saggy and gross as you grow older. You can never NOT wear a bra. This idea that big boobs are attractive is just some idea that got out of hand and has thus perpetuated itself through society. Now it is the accepted norm that big boobs MUST be attractive because that is what we have been told. But I bet that if people were honest and we conducted a mass survey, we would determine that the people who truly find them hot are few and far between.
What has this ultimately taught us? Only that now, more than ever, I'm screwed.
Spread the word. Uncover the truth. Don't let the lie sustain itself any longer.
Thank you.