the 12 days of gretchney
On the twelfth day of Christmas, gretchney sent to me...
Twelve rollergirls smoking
Eleven tattoos writing
Ten cats a-cooking
Nine boobs bitching
Eight words a-skydiving
Seven books a-thrifting
Six libraries a-genderfucking
Five cre-e-e-eative cusswords
Four single mamas
Three garage sales
Two pink drinks
...and a kcmp in an asymmetry.