Food looks good, tastes like crap
I like watching food tv. I watch Master Chef and Iron Chef America (Battle Butter! Battle Bacon! Battle Berries!) and weird shit with random people travelling around eating stuff (Rick Stein! The Hairy Bikers!).
Generally I do it while I am, as this evening, eating buttered toast, kiwifruit, cheese slices and chocolate for my dinner. I got home quite late from the hospital (kidney going well! My mum not so great with the virus keeping on keeping on! Tomorrow I'm going to go in and try and give her a shampoo and blow wave to cheer her up a little bit: I have NEVER done this before so I hope it doesn't look too terrible!) and just ate whatever there was.
I have a nice soup in the fridge, and ingredients for cheese-on-toast also nice fresh pasta and pasta sauce with pinenuts, but I seriously CAN NOT BE ARSED so it's weird snacks of various kinds, and Michel Roux tasting failed attempts on the TV.
"Non, non, this soup is over-seasoned. And your beef... is perilously overcooked."
Generally I do it while I am, as this evening, eating buttered toast, kiwifruit, cheese slices and chocolate for my dinner. I got home quite late from the hospital (kidney going well! My mum not so great with the virus keeping on keeping on! Tomorrow I'm going to go in and try and give her a shampoo and blow wave to cheer her up a little bit: I have NEVER done this before so I hope it doesn't look too terrible!) and just ate whatever there was.
I have a nice soup in the fridge, and ingredients for cheese-on-toast also nice fresh pasta and pasta sauce with pinenuts, but I seriously CAN NOT BE ARSED so it's weird snacks of various kinds, and Michel Roux tasting failed attempts on the TV.
"Non, non, this soup is over-seasoned. And your beef... is perilously overcooked."