Quotes
Hey, if you're looking for my fiction you can skip this. I tend to collect quotes from a variety of sources, some are from tv and movies, others are from books and fan fiction, comments from blogs I like and many other sources. I tend to have a quote for most moments.
My current favourite quote
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read! - John Waters
Dan Savage
Sex can kill you dead
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, invariably fatal
The origanal sti - a human being
Sex insurance
Campsite rule - when a couple consists of people between whom there is a large age discrepancy
The elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided
Tea and Sympathy - the other side of the campsite rule.
Years from now, when you talk about this - and you will - be kind
Comments from Savage Love
It's cool to be sexually attracted to the same gender without wanting to date or marry into it. In fact I am pretty much exactly like the LW in this respect. I would never want to enter into a long-term relationship with another woman, but I would certainly like to try licking cunt someday.
Fan fiction
Sorry I don't have the names of the authors of most of them, if you know or they are yours let me know and I will credit
Glee
Take off your bitch britches, put on your big boy pants and deal with it.
Buffy
"It wouldn't have done me any good to yell at you," Xander asked. "It's like, if I have to remind you I'm there, then it's not real or worth it. If I have to yell to get your attention, then you don't really want to pay attention to me."
Weird love is better than no love, right
The basic principles of spiritualism,” Xander explained, “cover the fatherhood of God, the brotherhood of man, the communion of spirits, and the ministry of angels. Personal responsibility is in there along with the continued existence and progression of the human soul
Manifestation by Lazuli
He’d stop me and say, ‘I’ll tie your hands,’ and that’d only make me worse because I wanted him to. I like being at his mercy, being tied and helpless with him. It’s a kink, yeah, but it’s also… There’s nothing I can do to make him stay when I’m like that. So if he stays it’s because he wants to, wants me.”
Repossession by Lazuli
"That's just love, Xander. It doesn't make sense and it's not supposed to," Willow explained.
Coffee can be a lot like a woman," Xander said loftily.
"Oh yeah? How?"
"Well, if you're lucky, it's hot. Can be bitter, unless you give it things to sweeten it up, lethal if it's at boiling point-"
"-and goes cold if you leave it alone too long." Spike finished.
Xander nodded with a grin. "Exactly."
unsure and frankly indifferent to the question - Giles in reaction to a question about sexuality
Other
My mom told me this great little comparison when I was sating my ex-husband. She said they're like a wine glass. Fragile as anything and the work you put in is to keep it from shattering. Sometimes it'll almost tip over, or it will get a chip or crack, but the wonder is in seeing the light shine off it in the end and know that it will still hold water." - Unknown
You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There’s this idea that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. And what I’ve always thought isn’t that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. It’s that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves. And growing up, I felt like a monster in some ways. I didn’t see myself reflected at all. I was like, “Yo, is something wrong with me? That the whole society seems to think that people like me don’t exist? And part of what inspired me, was this deep desire that before I died, I would make a couple of mirrors. That I would make some mirrors so that kids like me might see themselves reflected back and might not feel so monstrous for it. - junot diaz via tumblr
Birth is the beginning. Death is the inevitable outcome. Everything in the middle is a series of changes
Your head was put on your body for some other reason than to keep your ears apart
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown
The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. ~Erma Bombeck
But that's the definition of family: defending to the death people you normally just want to smack - unknown
After all, everything’s okay in the end, if it’s not okay then it’s not the end.” -Unknown
Man must have just enough faith in himself to have adventures, and just enough doubt to enjoy them. G.K. Chesterton, England
T.V.
Gilmore Girls
you're having your vertical from here to eternity moment right in front of the super glue not that thats not an appropriate place to be having it.
Big Bang Theory
Amy: How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample bosom?
Bernadette: I don't want anything in my ample bosom.
Amy: Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.
Bones
To us, whoever the hell we are. to who we`re becoming - A toast in three parts
you actually have a knight in shining FBI standard issue body armour
Men aren't like us they're much more fragile and needy the fact that they think were the needy ones is a testament to our superiority
I looked at it kind of like climbing Everest, course it's been done before but the experience is breathtaking
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.
We make our lives out of chaos, hope and love - Angela
Buffy
To read makes our speaking english good
Coffee the non-relationship drink of choice
Willow And as my best friend you need to stop thinking about Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.
Xander Nothing can defeat the penis! To loud, very unseemly
why does a man do what he mustn't - for her to be her's
Angel
Kate: "I just couldn't... - My whole life has been about being a cop. If I'm not part of the force it's like nothing I do means anything."
Angel: "It doesn't."
Kate: "Doesn't what?"
Angel: "Mean anything. In the greater scheme or the big picture, nothing we do matters. There's no grand plan, no big win."
Kate: "You seem kind of chipper about that."
Angel: "Well, I guess I kinda - worked it out. If there is no great glorious end to all this, if - nothing we do matters, - then all that matters is what we do. 'cause that's all there is. What we do, now, today. - I fought for so long. For redemption, for a reward - finally just to beat the other guy, but... I never got it."
Kate: "And now you do?"
Angel: "Not all of it. All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because - I don't think people should suffer, as they do. Because, if there is no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness - is the greatest thing in the world."
To be human is to die; to die is what makes life worth living
Dawson's Creek
“It’s just…I don’t know. It’s like there’s this person that you want to be for other people. To make them happy. To make them proud of you. And then there’s yourself. And sometimes it’s just hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.” ~Dawson’s Creek (Joey Potter)
Criminal Minds
The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.
Movies
When you love someone you say it, right then out loud, otherwise the moment just passes you by. - My Best Friend's Wedding
Books
"You'll do stupid things for it, to protect it. You'll do brave things. You'll do silly things. You'll make rash decisions and you'll make lots of mistakes, but in the end it doesn't matter." - Anita Blake Series by Laurell K Hamilton
My current favourite quote
We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read! - John Waters
Dan Savage
Sex can kill you dead
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, invariably fatal
The origanal sti - a human being
Sex insurance
Campsite rule - when a couple consists of people between whom there is a large age discrepancy
The elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided
Tea and Sympathy - the other side of the campsite rule.
Years from now, when you talk about this - and you will - be kind
Comments from Savage Love
It's cool to be sexually attracted to the same gender without wanting to date or marry into it. In fact I am pretty much exactly like the LW in this respect. I would never want to enter into a long-term relationship with another woman, but I would certainly like to try licking cunt someday.
Fan fiction
Sorry I don't have the names of the authors of most of them, if you know or they are yours let me know and I will credit
Glee
Take off your bitch britches, put on your big boy pants and deal with it.
Buffy
"It wouldn't have done me any good to yell at you," Xander asked. "It's like, if I have to remind you I'm there, then it's not real or worth it. If I have to yell to get your attention, then you don't really want to pay attention to me."
Weird love is better than no love, right
The basic principles of spiritualism,” Xander explained, “cover the fatherhood of God, the brotherhood of man, the communion of spirits, and the ministry of angels. Personal responsibility is in there along with the continued existence and progression of the human soul
Manifestation by Lazuli
He’d stop me and say, ‘I’ll tie your hands,’ and that’d only make me worse because I wanted him to. I like being at his mercy, being tied and helpless with him. It’s a kink, yeah, but it’s also… There’s nothing I can do to make him stay when I’m like that. So if he stays it’s because he wants to, wants me.”
Repossession by Lazuli
"That's just love, Xander. It doesn't make sense and it's not supposed to," Willow explained.
Coffee can be a lot like a woman," Xander said loftily.
"Oh yeah? How?"
"Well, if you're lucky, it's hot. Can be bitter, unless you give it things to sweeten it up, lethal if it's at boiling point-"
"-and goes cold if you leave it alone too long." Spike finished.
Xander nodded with a grin. "Exactly."
unsure and frankly indifferent to the question - Giles in reaction to a question about sexuality
Other
My mom told me this great little comparison when I was sating my ex-husband. She said they're like a wine glass. Fragile as anything and the work you put in is to keep it from shattering. Sometimes it'll almost tip over, or it will get a chip or crack, but the wonder is in seeing the light shine off it in the end and know that it will still hold water." - Unknown
You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There’s this idea that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. And what I’ve always thought isn’t that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. It’s that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves. And growing up, I felt like a monster in some ways. I didn’t see myself reflected at all. I was like, “Yo, is something wrong with me? That the whole society seems to think that people like me don’t exist? And part of what inspired me, was this deep desire that before I died, I would make a couple of mirrors. That I would make some mirrors so that kids like me might see themselves reflected back and might not feel so monstrous for it. - junot diaz via tumblr
Birth is the beginning. Death is the inevitable outcome. Everything in the middle is a series of changes
Your head was put on your body for some other reason than to keep your ears apart
Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. (Bern Williams)
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown
The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. ~Erma Bombeck
But that's the definition of family: defending to the death people you normally just want to smack - unknown
After all, everything’s okay in the end, if it’s not okay then it’s not the end.” -Unknown
Man must have just enough faith in himself to have adventures, and just enough doubt to enjoy them. G.K. Chesterton, England
T.V.
Gilmore Girls
you're having your vertical from here to eternity moment right in front of the super glue not that thats not an appropriate place to be having it.
Big Bang Theory
Amy: How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample bosom?
Bernadette: I don't want anything in my ample bosom.
Amy: Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.
Bones
To us, whoever the hell we are. to who we`re becoming - A toast in three parts
you actually have a knight in shining FBI standard issue body armour
Men aren't like us they're much more fragile and needy the fact that they think were the needy ones is a testament to our superiority
I looked at it kind of like climbing Everest, course it's been done before but the experience is breathtaking
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.
We make our lives out of chaos, hope and love - Angela
Buffy
To read makes our speaking english good
Coffee the non-relationship drink of choice
Willow And as my best friend you need to stop thinking about Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.
Xander Nothing can defeat the penis! To loud, very unseemly
why does a man do what he mustn't - for her to be her's
Angel
Kate: "I just couldn't... - My whole life has been about being a cop. If I'm not part of the force it's like nothing I do means anything."
Angel: "It doesn't."
Kate: "Doesn't what?"
Angel: "Mean anything. In the greater scheme or the big picture, nothing we do matters. There's no grand plan, no big win."
Kate: "You seem kind of chipper about that."
Angel: "Well, I guess I kinda - worked it out. If there is no great glorious end to all this, if - nothing we do matters, - then all that matters is what we do. 'cause that's all there is. What we do, now, today. - I fought for so long. For redemption, for a reward - finally just to beat the other guy, but... I never got it."
Kate: "And now you do?"
Angel: "Not all of it. All I wanna do is help. I wanna help because - I don't think people should suffer, as they do. Because, if there is no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness - is the greatest thing in the world."
To be human is to die; to die is what makes life worth living
Dawson's Creek
“It’s just…I don’t know. It’s like there’s this person that you want to be for other people. To make them happy. To make them proud of you. And then there’s yourself. And sometimes it’s just hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.” ~Dawson’s Creek (Joey Potter)
Criminal Minds
The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.
Movies
When you love someone you say it, right then out loud, otherwise the moment just passes you by. - My Best Friend's Wedding
Books
"You'll do stupid things for it, to protect it. You'll do brave things. You'll do silly things. You'll make rash decisions and you'll make lots of mistakes, but in the end it doesn't matter." - Anita Blake Series by Laurell K Hamilton