Very Important Information

Feb 03, 2006 10:27

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Slakko!
1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as slakko.
2. Slakko has a memory span of three seconds.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from slakko!
4. Slakko will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than slakko!
6. Baby swans are called slakko.
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as slakko!
8. Antarctica is the only continent without slakko.
9. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat slakko, though it may feel uncomfortable.
10. If you put a drop of liquor on slakko, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Grendelyn!
1. Grendelyn is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with grendelyn and water.
3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from grendelyn!
4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to grendelyn is 10:1!
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal grendelyn.
6. The opposite sides of grendelyn always add up to seven!
7. A grendelynometer is used to measure grendelyn.
8. If you cut grendelyn in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. There are six towns named grendelyn in the United States!
10. The first domain name ever registered was grendelyn.com.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about HarryCats!
1. HarryCats are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than HarryCats.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into HarryCats!
3. Two grams of HarryCats provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
4. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from HarryCats.
5. Half a cup of HarryCats contains only seventeen calories!
6. You should always store HarryCats in an airtight container in the fridge.
7. Finding HarryCats on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
8. HarryCats have 118 ridges around the edge!
9. HarryCats kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
10. Reindeer like to eat HarryCats!

OH NOS I'D BETTER KEEP THE CAT AWAY FROM SANTA CLAWS!!

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