Caught in a Trap... Can't go back... Because I love Dwight Yokum baaaaaby!
Yeah, I know Suspicious Minds is an Elvis song, but back off, I love my little scrawny lookin' Dwight ok?
Aaaanyway. I went to get my new shiny glasses today. I couldn't just re-get the old ones, my lovely naughty librarian Vera Wang frames... oh noooo, that'd be like 200 bucks. So I had to get all new frames. Thankfully, I found an adorable Buddy Holly meets Elle Woods pair (only jenni will get that description probably) that were *drum roll* Pink!! Well, not like pink pink, but like a gorgeous lipsticky red pink that is really red, but I've decided to lie to myself, and now you, and call pink. As the self-proclaimed Princess of All Things Pink, I've got the royal oomph to make red things pink should it suit my fancy. And it usually does.
Now I'm on my way to a thrilling dinner with Dad's lovely Lion's crowd... *insert sarcasm here, and over there to the left a bit too, thanks* You know when daddy became like Lion's Club Grand Poobah or whatever, I thought it'd mean we were like the Kennedy's of Elk Grove. Yeah... I was gravely mislead by my own imagination. Oh well... I'm my mother's daughter, I won't refuse free food and the oppurtunity to annoy Barb in public!
Aaaanyway. I went to get my new shiny glasses today. I couldn't just re-get the old ones, my lovely naughty librarian Vera Wang frames... oh noooo, that'd be like 200 bucks. So I had to get all new frames. Thankfully, I found an adorable Buddy Holly meets Elle Woods pair (only jenni will get that description probably) that were *drum roll* Pink!! Well, not like pink pink, but like a gorgeous lipsticky red pink that is really red, but I've decided to lie to myself, and now you, and call pink. As the self-proclaimed Princess of All Things Pink, I've got the royal oomph to make red things pink should it suit my fancy. And it usually does.
Now I'm on my way to a thrilling dinner with Dad's lovely Lion's crowd... *insert sarcasm here, and over there to the left a bit too, thanks* You know when daddy became like Lion's Club Grand Poobah or whatever, I thought it'd mean we were like the Kennedy's of Elk Grove. Yeah... I was gravely mislead by my own imagination. Oh well... I'm my mother's daughter, I won't refuse free food and the oppurtunity to annoy Barb in public!