i fucking hate surveys.....so take a look

Dec 03, 2004 20:18

i took a survey in morning meeting today which was gay. i also found this in robs journal, and i ended up doing it because i have nothing going on.

[Name]- Jason
[Location]- Gales Ferry and ledyard with my dad
[Sign]- dont fucking know or care
[Eye Color]- brown
[Hair]- red
[Boyfriend/Girlfriend]- nope
[School Colors]- blue and white but we have gold in there for some reason
[Pets]- 1 dog at my moms, and 1 dog at my dads

¤Preferences¤
{{Boys/Girls}}-girls of course, gotta love the pussy
{{Water/Soda}}- water
{{Red/Blue}}- red
{{Dogs/Cats}}- dogs
{{Roses/Daisies}}- flowers are gay
{{Beer/Liquor}}- beer, liquor is nasty
{{Sneakers/Sandels}}- Sneakers
{{Hair, short/long}}- long
{{Irish food/Italian food}}- italian food
{{Day/Night}}- both
{{City/Country}}- ummm city in the summer, and country in the winter

¤This Or That¤
Cheeseburger or HotDog: cheeseburgers suck and hotdogs are to phalic, so hamburgers
Fries or Onion Rings: onion rings
Pizza or Tacos: double deckers all the way, but popcorn chicken owns all of that shit
Black or White: why not both
Solid or Striped: solid
Light or Dark: again, why not both
Sun or Moon: sun
Ocean or Pool: pool
Mountains or Beach: beaches duh, thats where the bitches are
Car or Truck: car of course, 95 grand am
Pants or Shorts: depends on the weather
Boxers or Briefs: boxers
Tapes or CDs: cds
Pen or Pencil: pen
Paper or Plastic: paper
Crayon or Marker: marker
Bus or Train: bus
Subway or Airplane: havent gotten on either, but i would have to say airplane
Summer or Winter: ummmm summer
Spring or Fall: fall
Baseball or Football: baseball
Basketball or Soccer: both are gay
TV or Radio: tv
Tea or Coffee: hot chocolate, but in the morning coffee is fucking great
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Cake or Pie: cake
McDonald's or Burger King: burger king
Arby's or Hardees: havent had any
Steak or Chicken: steak and chicken, fuck peta
Peanuts or Popcorn: peanuts
Skittles or M&Ms: both
Bath or Shower: shower
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

¤Favorites¤
[Movies]- the passion of the christ. it was the comedy of the year
[Juice flavor]- apple
[Cereal]- coco crispies
[Candy]- just peppermints
[Teacher]- lyons, sims, and cartier. trusty cartier
[Day]- saturday
[Month]- april
[Non Alcoholic Drink]- lipton iced tea
[Store]- newbury comics
[Car]- my grand am
[Color]- whacked. a combo of white black and red
[Animal]- dog
[Tv Show]- south park
[Tv Channel]- anything that shows tits
[Perfume]- perfume is for fags
[Sport to Play]- baseball
[Sport to watch]- baseball
[Athlete]- a tie between scott rolen and jim edmonds
[Holiday]- my birthday
[Season]- umm winter
[Number]- 69
[Soda]- vanilla coke
[Food]- chinese
[Band]- himsa, rem nev, gorgasm, black dahlia murder and anal cunt. 5 best bands on the planrt
[Singers]- seth putnum
[Chips]- bbq
[Rap artist]- umm johnny richta or some shit like that. form KMK
[Cd]- as of right now, only tools and corpses by gorerotted
[Ice Cream]- anything mint

¤Have you¤
[[Stolen anything?]] - yep
[[Smoked?]] - yep
[[Smoked Pot?]] - yep
[[Drank?]] - yep
[[Posed for nude pics?]] -no
[[Considered a life of crime?]]- no
[[Considered being a hooker?]] - no, but ive considering getting one pregnant for laughs
[[Maybe a pimp?]]- of course
[[Cheated on someone?]]- nope
[[Been married?]] - nope
[[Been divorced?]] - nope
[[Are you psycho?]]- no
[[Split personalities?]]- no
[[Obsessive?]]- i dont think
[[Schizophrenic?]]- no
[[Depressed?]]- no
[[Suicidal?]]- im not a goth fag here, come on now
[[Mutilate animals?]]- i found a squirrel that was injured so i just finished it off
[[Idolize infamous criminals?]]- fuck yes, that shit is nteresting. john geogre haigh, ed gein, dahmner, john wayne gacy and all that shit
¤Have you ever¤
*Kissed someone: yes
*Been in love: no
*Been so drunk you blacked out: no
*Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend: no
*Kept a secret from everyone: yes
*Set a body part on fire: no
*Had an imaginary friend: probably
*Called or seen a psychic: yea when my parents got divorced. omg so so sad
*Ever cried at a chick flick: nope, that would be gay
*Had a crush on a teacher: no
*Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the block tape: no, that would be gay of me wouldnt it
*Watched Punky Brewster: i think when i was little
*Prank called someone: yes
*Eaten a whole box of cookies and thought you were fat after: of course, i mean look at me, i need to watch my weight
*Been on stage: yea
*Gotten in a car accident: no

¤Do you¤
*Have a dog: yes
*Its name: Sandy and Champ
*Want a tattoo, and where: Yep, judas cross down my whole back
*Have any regrets: no
*Have Blonde hair? no
*Have Brown eyes? yes
*Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
*Crush: no, but i wouldnt mind fucking osme bitches
*Do you have a best friend: yep
*Who do you go to for advice: jerome
*Who knows all your secrets: mostly c to the rizzle and jeremy
*Who do you cry with: no one, i havent cried in a long ass time

¤Do you believe in¤
*God/Devil: of course, how can we have evil without a source of good.
*Yourself: yes
*Your friends: yes
*Aliens: nope, that was a gay question
*Love: no, im only in highschool, plus hit a poon then leave
*The Closet Monster: gay question
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