Don't be shy, Tell me how you really feel.
Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.
And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket.
There are so many sections of this that I want to quote, that you should all just go Follow the link NOW.
SRSLY, Matt Taibbi can turn a goddamned phrase.
And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket.
There are so many sections of this that I want to quote, that you should all just go Follow the link NOW.
SRSLY, Matt Taibbi can turn a goddamned phrase.