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LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Dave
-- Birthplace: Mount Auburn Hospital, Cambridge, MA
-- Gender: male
-- Eye Color: BLUE LIKE BOUNCY PORTA POTTY
-- Hair Color: dirty blond/mousy brown
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or Lefty: right
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish/Italian
-- The shoes you wore today: Emericas
-- Your fears: THE FACT THAT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT SOMEONE COULD OWN MY SOUL
-- Your perfect pizza: pollomatch from bertucci's
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: SMOKE A POUND IN ONE SITTING
LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "fuck this."
-- Your best physical feature: my sexy, sexy ass...you know it...
-- Your bedtime: 1-3am weekdays, like 6-8 am on weekends
-- Your most missed memory: long walks on the beach with your sexy mother
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: COCK!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BURGAH BAARF
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: which one? mmmm...the sweet leaf..
-- Cuss: fuck you you fuckin' fuck!
-- Sing: only to myself and with matt and dana...mwhahaha drunken singing
-- Take a shower everyday: i havent showered since wednesday...
-- Have a crush: your mom...his mom....her mom...yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: no
-- Want to go to college: kinda, only for the parties
-- Liked high school: kinda
-- Want to get married: no
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: when im rocking the bed with your mother
-- Think you're attractive: oh my sexy ass
-- Think you're a health freak: yes i take vitamins ALL THE TIME (i od'd once...)
-- Get along with your parent(s): ehh..
-- Like thunderstorms: YES I RUN IN THE RAIN HOPING TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING
-- Play an instrument: guitar, fun!
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Had Sex: no
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: like 6 fukkin times..jeeez
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: not during a show..
-- Been dumped: can't count how many times on one hand..
-- Made homemade cookies: no, but SPECIAL BROWNIES
-- Gone skinny dipping: in the shower..
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: probly
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": NAAAH DUDE
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: not really...i beat the fucker down!
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: never
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 24-25
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: IN HELL, THE DEVIL SHALL MARRY US.
-- How do you want to die: i want to blow my brains out in front of thousands of people
-- Where you want to go to college: clown college
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some dude who chills with them blueprints
-- What country would you most like to visit: here
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? blue with guys, green with girls...
-- Best hair color? blonde with guys, dark (brown or black) with girls
-- Short or long hair: long with guys, short with girls... (mmmm...bulldyke!)
-- Height: about 7'2"
-- Best weight: fat...like more than 400 lbs..
-- Best article of clothing: bare skin...mmmm
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: like 4
-- Number of piercings: PRINCE ALBERT
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 2-3
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing
-- Name: Dave
-- Birthplace: Mount Auburn Hospital, Cambridge, MA
-- Gender: male
-- Eye Color: BLUE LIKE BOUNCY PORTA POTTY
-- Hair Color: dirty blond/mousy brown
-- Height: 5'8"
-- Righty or Lefty: right
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish/Italian
-- The shoes you wore today: Emericas
-- Your fears: THE FACT THAT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT SOMEONE COULD OWN MY SOUL
-- Your perfect pizza: pollomatch from bertucci's
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: SMOKE A POUND IN ONE SITTING
LAYER THREE:
-- Your thoughts first waking up: "fuck this."
-- Your best physical feature: my sexy, sexy ass...you know it...
-- Your bedtime: 1-3am weekdays, like 6-8 am on weekends
-- Your most missed memory: long walks on the beach with your sexy mother
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: COCK!
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BURGAH BAARF
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: which one? mmmm...the sweet leaf..
-- Cuss: fuck you you fuckin' fuck!
-- Sing: only to myself and with matt and dana...mwhahaha drunken singing
-- Take a shower everyday: i havent showered since wednesday...
-- Have a crush: your mom...his mom....her mom...yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: no
-- Want to go to college: kinda, only for the parties
-- Liked high school: kinda
-- Want to get married: no
-- Believe in yourself: sometimes
-- Get motion sickness: when im rocking the bed with your mother
-- Think you're attractive: oh my sexy ass
-- Think you're a health freak: yes i take vitamins ALL THE TIME (i od'd once...)
-- Get along with your parent(s): ehh..
-- Like thunderstorms: YES I RUN IN THE RAIN HOPING TO GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING
-- Play an instrument: guitar, fun!
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Had Sex: no
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone on a date: no
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: like 6 fukkin times..jeeez
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: not during a show..
-- Been dumped: can't count how many times on one hand..
-- Made homemade cookies: no, but SPECIAL BROWNIES
-- Gone skinny dipping: in the shower..
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: probly
LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": NAAAH DUDE
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: not really...i beat the fucker down!
-- Shoplifted: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: never
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 24-25
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: IN HELL, THE DEVIL SHALL MARRY US.
-- How do you want to die: i want to blow my brains out in front of thousands of people
-- Where you want to go to college: clown college
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some dude who chills with them blueprints
-- What country would you most like to visit: here
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? blue with guys, green with girls...
-- Best hair color? blonde with guys, dark (brown or black) with girls
-- Short or long hair: long with guys, short with girls... (mmmm...bulldyke!)
-- Height: about 7'2"
-- Best weight: fat...like more than 400 lbs..
-- Best article of clothing: bare skin...mmmm
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: like 4
-- Number of piercings: PRINCE ALBERT
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: couple
-- Number of scars on my body: 2-3
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: nothing