Text - Chapter 17
Title: Text
Author: gremlin4
Genre: Humor
Chapter: 17/??
Pairing: Kyo/Ruki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language.
Disclaimer: Still don't own them.
Summary: A bunch of text messages between Kyo and Ruki.
If Kai ever quits the band I have the perfect job for him.
Dare I ask what you have set up for him?
It's nothing bad.
I would call bullshit, but I'm curious.
They holding auditions for the role of one of the Power Rangers this month. I figured since Kai's so bouncy and into all the world peace shit he'd be perfect for the role.
Oh. My. God...
Great role model for the kids too.
LOL That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life! Hang on, I gotta tell the guys this!
I thought you'd like that.
~*~*~*~ Ten Minutes Later ~*~*~*~
Oh, lord! That was priceless. Thank you so much for this! LMFAO
Really? That good, huh?
Kai's face. Just... This is one of the best moments of my life.
I'm surprised he didn't kill you for suggesting it to him.
Nah, I'm safe. Rei's the one he tried to kill however.
As happy as I am to hear that, why?
Because Reita always takes the joke too far. Poor Kai had no choice but to strangle him when Rei suggested he use our yearly break so that Kai could pose as the Purple Power Ranger. LOL
Now that just takes some of the fun out of it.
Huh, why?
Because the Purple Power Ranger was actually pretty cool. Unless you're talking about the latest Purple Ranger. Dino Chargers what absolutely stupid. Kai might actually improve the character.
Right.
...
If I didn't already know of your obsession for all things sci-fi or mecha related I would be concerned.
It's a good show.
Uh huh.
Whatever. Did you at least get pictures?
Of Kai's reaction to the news or him strangling Reita?
Both, but if we're picking favorites I'll take the strangulation photos please.
Of course. So how did you know that the Power Rangers were looking for a new actor? Did some director come to you asking if you could be the villain again?
Not for the Power Rangers. Though I was approached for a different movie.
Oh?
Forget it. They wanted me to be an extra for some mob movie but I turned them down. Why does everyone always want to cast me in roles where I die five minutes into the movie?
You have a face people want to put a bullet in?
...
Hey, I'm not the one boxing you into those kinds of stereotypes. I'm just pointing them out.
Well next time you can just keep those observations to yourself.
Sorry for your failed movie interview. Maybe someday your acting career with take off. LOL
It wasn't really an interview. I spent more time reading the damn posters in the guy's office than talking to the director. It's how I found out about the opening for the Power Rangers.
Does that mean you're on your way back now?
Not just yet. I was going to stop by the department store but Inoue insisted I meet with the film company first.
You're voluntarily going into a store with the intent to shop?
Yes...?
Are you feeling okay? No recent head injuries or sudden black outs?
I'm just picking up something I had ordered weeks ago.
You had something custom made? That's even more out of the ordinary. Do you need a hospital?
I'm fine. It's just a simple pick-up. I'm not actually going shopping.
Aren't you at least going to tell me what it is?
No.
Why not?
Because you'll see it when I show it to you.
So it's something for me?
Technically.
What does that mean? Either it's something for me or it's not.
It's for both of us, but mostly for you.
Oh, so you had them replicate your dick into a sex toy finally?
...
What? I've always wanted one like that.
No, Ruki. I didn't custom order a dildo in the shape of my penis.
But I could really use one for when we're on tour!
I refuse.
Damn!
~*~*~*~ Twenty Minutes Later ~*~*~*~
So... What did you order?
I'm not telling you.
But I want to know!
And I told you that you'll know when I show it to you.
Knowing you, you probably bought a Millennium Falcon model or Storm Trooper statue for some outrageous price.
Don't make fun of my collectables.
All they do is collect dust!
I'm still not telling you.
Fine, I'll just raid the apartment later tonight.
Like I'd be dumb enough to leave it in the apartment where you could find it.
Meaning you bought junk food instead. Here I am thinking you're hiding some dirty secret from me but instead it's just your obsession for KFC.
Fine! I bought a ring. There, happy.
Hardly. So you bought a ring? That's it?
Yes. A ring.
Why the hell wouldn't you just say so from the beginning?
Because it's for you.
Really? Aw, that's sweet. Wait! Did you actually order a ring for me or is it one of those cheap rings you get out of those dumb vending machines outside the store? Because if it is, I'll just throw it away.
...
Unless it's a mood ring, I might keep that.
You're retarded.
What? I was being honest. So what kind of ring did you get me?
You'll have to wait to see.
Why can't I have it now?
Because I don't want to give it to you now.
Never mind. I'll just pry it from you later.
Like hell you will.
Sure I will. All I have to do is wait until you fall asleep after sex tonight and then I'll have the next eighteen hours to search not only the apartment, but your car as well.
...
And you'd never know, old man.
I hate you.
I love you too. Now go back to finishing your beloved chicken, the future purple Power Ranger is calling me to finish my part of the recording.
...
Oh, and I'll be looking forward to tonight.
Brat. I'll see you later.
Yeah, yeah. Bye Kyo.
Note: There, that one was much better. ^_^ I like it better when they're picking on each other and not actually fighting.
Author: gremlin4
Genre: Humor
Chapter: 17/??
Pairing: Kyo/Ruki
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language.
Disclaimer: Still don't own them.
Summary: A bunch of text messages between Kyo and Ruki.
If Kai ever quits the band I have the perfect job for him.
Dare I ask what you have set up for him?
It's nothing bad.
I would call bullshit, but I'm curious.
They holding auditions for the role of one of the Power Rangers this month. I figured since Kai's so bouncy and into all the world peace shit he'd be perfect for the role.
Oh. My. God...
Great role model for the kids too.
LOL That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life! Hang on, I gotta tell the guys this!
I thought you'd like that.
~*~*~*~ Ten Minutes Later ~*~*~*~
Oh, lord! That was priceless. Thank you so much for this! LMFAO
Really? That good, huh?
Kai's face. Just... This is one of the best moments of my life.
I'm surprised he didn't kill you for suggesting it to him.
Nah, I'm safe. Rei's the one he tried to kill however.
As happy as I am to hear that, why?
Because Reita always takes the joke too far. Poor Kai had no choice but to strangle him when Rei suggested he use our yearly break so that Kai could pose as the Purple Power Ranger. LOL
Now that just takes some of the fun out of it.
Huh, why?
Because the Purple Power Ranger was actually pretty cool. Unless you're talking about the latest Purple Ranger. Dino Chargers what absolutely stupid. Kai might actually improve the character.
Right.
...
If I didn't already know of your obsession for all things sci-fi or mecha related I would be concerned.
It's a good show.
Uh huh.
Whatever. Did you at least get pictures?
Of Kai's reaction to the news or him strangling Reita?
Both, but if we're picking favorites I'll take the strangulation photos please.
Of course. So how did you know that the Power Rangers were looking for a new actor? Did some director come to you asking if you could be the villain again?
Not for the Power Rangers. Though I was approached for a different movie.
Oh?
Forget it. They wanted me to be an extra for some mob movie but I turned them down. Why does everyone always want to cast me in roles where I die five minutes into the movie?
You have a face people want to put a bullet in?
...
Hey, I'm not the one boxing you into those kinds of stereotypes. I'm just pointing them out.
Well next time you can just keep those observations to yourself.
Sorry for your failed movie interview. Maybe someday your acting career with take off. LOL
It wasn't really an interview. I spent more time reading the damn posters in the guy's office than talking to the director. It's how I found out about the opening for the Power Rangers.
Does that mean you're on your way back now?
Not just yet. I was going to stop by the department store but Inoue insisted I meet with the film company first.
You're voluntarily going into a store with the intent to shop?
Yes...?
Are you feeling okay? No recent head injuries or sudden black outs?
I'm just picking up something I had ordered weeks ago.
You had something custom made? That's even more out of the ordinary. Do you need a hospital?
I'm fine. It's just a simple pick-up. I'm not actually going shopping.
Aren't you at least going to tell me what it is?
No.
Why not?
Because you'll see it when I show it to you.
So it's something for me?
Technically.
What does that mean? Either it's something for me or it's not.
It's for both of us, but mostly for you.
Oh, so you had them replicate your dick into a sex toy finally?
...
What? I've always wanted one like that.
No, Ruki. I didn't custom order a dildo in the shape of my penis.
But I could really use one for when we're on tour!
I refuse.
Damn!
~*~*~*~ Twenty Minutes Later ~*~*~*~
So... What did you order?
I'm not telling you.
But I want to know!
And I told you that you'll know when I show it to you.
Knowing you, you probably bought a Millennium Falcon model or Storm Trooper statue for some outrageous price.
Don't make fun of my collectables.
All they do is collect dust!
I'm still not telling you.
Fine, I'll just raid the apartment later tonight.
Like I'd be dumb enough to leave it in the apartment where you could find it.
Meaning you bought junk food instead. Here I am thinking you're hiding some dirty secret from me but instead it's just your obsession for KFC.
Fine! I bought a ring. There, happy.
Hardly. So you bought a ring? That's it?
Yes. A ring.
Why the hell wouldn't you just say so from the beginning?
Because it's for you.
Really? Aw, that's sweet. Wait! Did you actually order a ring for me or is it one of those cheap rings you get out of those dumb vending machines outside the store? Because if it is, I'll just throw it away.
...
Unless it's a mood ring, I might keep that.
You're retarded.
What? I was being honest. So what kind of ring did you get me?
You'll have to wait to see.
Why can't I have it now?
Because I don't want to give it to you now.
Never mind. I'll just pry it from you later.
Like hell you will.
Sure I will. All I have to do is wait until you fall asleep after sex tonight and then I'll have the next eighteen hours to search not only the apartment, but your car as well.
...
And you'd never know, old man.
I hate you.
I love you too. Now go back to finishing your beloved chicken, the future purple Power Ranger is calling me to finish my part of the recording.
...
Oh, and I'll be looking forward to tonight.
Brat. I'll see you later.
Yeah, yeah. Bye Kyo.
Note: There, that one was much better. ^_^ I like it better when they're picking on each other and not actually fighting.