Have I Been Rickrolled?

Nov 13, 2010 19:42

What the shazbot am I doing playing World of Warcraft again? Oh yes, now I remember...

My recent petition:
Issue:

Sir/Madame,
I am a recent recruit of the new cult in Stormwind and feel that it is my duty to inform you that some unsavory elements from the government have attemtpted to make me something of a double agent. This is contrary to my belief systems and I cannot go along with it. Also, where can I redeem my 'free lobotomy' coupon?

Your brother in blind faith and unity,
Salvor Hardin

PS Pudding is tastey, but inari is better.

PPS I cannot remember where I left my keys. Have you seen them?

And the response:

Game Master (GM) Response:

Salutations Salvor Hardin.

Though it is not my place to make your decision between following your governments orders and the latter, But i can say that the answer you seek can be found only inside yourself. You can only hold onto what is real, keep your belief systems close to you as your totem, when in level 2.
As for the free Lobotomy coupon you can redeem that with a man on the corner of 5th and David. His name is Mars, and he wears a top-hat.

I prefer pudding. just sayin..

And as for your keys? Thats easy, the answer is 42.

Just remember, if you ever need help, you can ask us.
because we are Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

Game Master Kaeorra
Blizzard Entertainment

I just might renew my subscription.
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