Feb 14, 2006 23:19
I just found the best quote on somebody's Facebook page:
Nice guys are like apples on trees.
They are at the top of the tree.
Most women don't want to reach for them because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good...
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right woman to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And... women?
women are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to men to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.