The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
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****Note**** Entry of the winner from a previous entry. Basically they wrote an entry for me or something.
[Mike] I was angry and confused the other night and didn't know where my love life was going. Until I talked to someone who convinced me that love was for fools and life as a male prostitute would make me happier than sitting around and being indecisive.
The first night was slow and I had two customers both of which I made very happy with my "shuck thecorn" position. I did practice my lines with this sexy girl. She was interested, which made me feel kind of confident, but it was just not her thing. Apperantly I have a cute ass, but that could be flattery.
Last night almost ruined my new life. Alex came out to my spot and was selling himself for practically nothing. I didn't get any all night. Next time I'll karate kick him in the nuts so he'll never work again. [/Mike]