Right Thing, Right Time
Haha, I'm petty. I spit on a car that was blocking the sidewalk, a big morning-after loogie. There was plenty of room in the driveway. Dude is outside and confronts me about it. I told him that getting that greener off his car is in the same sort of league convenience-wise as having to walk in a snowbank to get around a rusty old Golf blocking the way. Then I told him to have a nice day and kept walking. Sometimes you gotta be a tool in order to let people know they're tools.