I made a BRACELET OUT OF A BEER CAN
And I am wearing it as I type.
Unfortunately my brother is staying with me right now and cannot contain his desire to call our mother from the kitchen telephone. Whatever shall I do?
I suppose I shall merely unplug the kitchen telephone and then tell my brother that it doesn't work when stupid people try to use it. Either that or that the next-door neighbor's rabid chicken gnawed through the cord.
In any case, Tioledrahanique will be arriving shortly. She has promised to wear my favorite bulging yellow dress. I don't think I can contain my excitementiousness.
I hope my three (or so) lovely readers are doing well. How are you, beloved ones? Let me know when it is convenient.
Shoobedoobedoo!
Off to the zoo!
NOT! PSYCH! Actually off to the ass mart.
Unfortunately my brother is staying with me right now and cannot contain his desire to call our mother from the kitchen telephone. Whatever shall I do?
I suppose I shall merely unplug the kitchen telephone and then tell my brother that it doesn't work when stupid people try to use it. Either that or that the next-door neighbor's rabid chicken gnawed through the cord.
In any case, Tioledrahanique will be arriving shortly. She has promised to wear my favorite bulging yellow dress. I don't think I can contain my excitementiousness.
I hope my three (or so) lovely readers are doing well. How are you, beloved ones? Let me know when it is convenient.
Shoobedoobedoo!
Off to the zoo!
NOT! PSYCH! Actually off to the ass mart.