bored at work

[greglovesyou]

looks like its the annual swan dive again for the L-astros.."oh shit we're in a playoff race again?!? but hunting season starts in oct!"..anyways ive always imagined what each player would drink if i had the chance to invite them over for a party. here's what i came up with some past/current players:

jeff bagwell- jack daniels(straight)

craig biggio- cape cod

jeff kent- whatever's in the keg

roger clemens- budweiser

carlos beltran-corona

brad ausmus- wine coolers

orlando merced- tecate

jose viscaino-dos equis

brian houston- steel reserve

billy wagner- milwauke's best

daryl ward- doesnt drink, but does smoke lots of weed

lance berkman- designated driver/ but if he's feeling daring maybe some buttery nipple shots

jason lane- bud light

tony eusebio- mad dog(grape)

feel free to add or revise to the list!