california aint too bad

Dec 17, 2003 14:08

yea so i moved to california. no biggie. i left on dec 1 just a little after midnight right after aaron and billy's party. i planned to leave a little earlier in the day but planning to leave and actually getting into my car and leaving are two different things for me. im late for everything, ill even prolly be late to my own wedding(my dad was ( Read more... )

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payphone35cents December 18 2003, 15:45:06 UTC
1. "ill even prolly be late to my own wedding(my dad was haha).."
let me know when you meet the girl that will allow you to be late to her wedding... i'll gladly let her take my place

2. "the trip was pretty brutal"
i know how terrible it can be to have to sit and think about me for extended periods of time... maybe it wouldn't have been so brutal if you had thought about the naked strippers more.

3. "my nights have been pretty lonely"
yea, i can see how difficult it must be to talk to me on the phone every night. i know i'd be lonely too if i couldn't get hammered and then drive drunk all the time!

4. "i think i shouldve made some friends/drinking buddies before i came out"
tragic that you don't have all your alcoholic houston friends with you in santa barbara... perhaps you should check an AA meeting... there's some alcoholics there?

5. "keystone light is only $4.99 there"
4.99 for beer is cheap... but it will cost a lot more to get rid of the beer belly you will aquire from drinking twice as much...

6. "i fly back home on the 25th from lax to visit family and friends"
but not girlfriend... that would SUCK to see her

7. "Baywatch was filmed there!"
i don't even think any comment is necessary...

8. "oh and check out the new band im in if you havent heard of them already."
'my name is greg and i'm in a band, so please fuck me.'

9. "( ie yellowcard, for all the clueless ones out there heh)"
OMG, you're like in a band that like releases records on a label that yellowcard put out a cd on? OMG!!!!!! can i have your autograph?

you are so stupid, but i still love you...

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droogie81 December 18 2003, 15:50:41 UTC
dear kelly:

shutup.

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payphone35cents December 19 2003, 13:31:42 UTC
dear jeff:

fuck off... if you can get any ;)

aww... i love you too, jeff

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greglovesyou December 18 2003, 16:22:57 UTC
alright so you got me on # 6..1 out of 9 isnt too bad. but yea i cant wait to see you!!!

you are so annoying, but i still love you...

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payphone35cents December 19 2003, 13:37:14 UTC
you are so perfect and i love you

now you're going to get even more mad at me for embarassing you =) *kiss*

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stetsonkennedy December 19 2003, 01:18:56 UTC
you're just pissed off because now you have one fewer rockstars to give some random blowjobs to.

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payphone35cents December 19 2003, 13:33:28 UTC
oh that's not true at all... if anything, since greg's been gone i've met soo many rockstars that i have been giving blowjobs to...

yea right. shut up, will

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