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columbia, coshlumbia.
everytime i'm here, i just think of ways to leave and how to get there for as free as possible. mostly, i think of new ways to scam wal-mart for free gas.
christmas is tomorrow, one of the two or three days a year i'm forced to be in the same room as my dad. i'll suck it up. thank you jesus for being born. and for being really good at magic. you arrogant asshole, how many holidays do you need? at least i get presents for your birth and candy for your best magic trick.
i miss being a kid and not being able to sleep on christmas eve because i already saw the playstation in my parents' closet. now i just take an ambien to sleep because i'm fucking bored.
at least i put up christmas lights outside the house for the first time in billions of years so the neighbors don't think we're militant asian muslims. and because christmas lights make me happy.
this entry sounds really sad or angry, but i've been really happy lately. really. i've just been in columbia for three days.
everytime i'm here, i just think of ways to leave and how to get there for as free as possible. mostly, i think of new ways to scam wal-mart for free gas.
christmas is tomorrow, one of the two or three days a year i'm forced to be in the same room as my dad. i'll suck it up. thank you jesus for being born. and for being really good at magic. you arrogant asshole, how many holidays do you need? at least i get presents for your birth and candy for your best magic trick.
i miss being a kid and not being able to sleep on christmas eve because i already saw the playstation in my parents' closet. now i just take an ambien to sleep because i'm fucking bored.
at least i put up christmas lights outside the house for the first time in billions of years so the neighbors don't think we're militant asian muslims. and because christmas lights make me happy.
this entry sounds really sad or angry, but i've been really happy lately. really. i've just been in columbia for three days.