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recent news:
i lost my 17th cell phone.
therefore i have been a hermit lately.
i found out how to seriously scam walmart.
it's awesome.
the guy whom denzel washington played in "remember the titans" hit on my mom and gave her his number. it's 703-338-1671 and his name is herman boone and he's really old. i wish my mom would just hit that so he could give me some ca$hmoney.
i learned how to sew.
doogie howser, m.d. is gay.
recently, i've made even more bad life decisions than usual.
oh well, what can you do?
"yeah big deal. by the time bart is eighteen we're going to control the world... we're china right?"
i go to sacramento on january 9.
i haven't gone to college in a long time.
red meat may increase your chance of developing breast cancer.
i almost went crazy last week. no, seriously.
i've really been thinking about getting a bear attacking a city as a tattoo because it makes me laugh a lot. sketch it for me and i'll get it.
i'm going to go change my oil now because i'm manly.
i lost my 17th cell phone.
therefore i have been a hermit lately.
i found out how to seriously scam walmart.
it's awesome.
the guy whom denzel washington played in "remember the titans" hit on my mom and gave her his number. it's 703-338-1671 and his name is herman boone and he's really old. i wish my mom would just hit that so he could give me some ca$hmoney.
i learned how to sew.
doogie howser, m.d. is gay.
recently, i've made even more bad life decisions than usual.
oh well, what can you do?
"yeah big deal. by the time bart is eighteen we're going to control the world... we're china right?"
i go to sacramento on january 9.
i haven't gone to college in a long time.
red meat may increase your chance of developing breast cancer.
i almost went crazy last week. no, seriously.
i've really been thinking about getting a bear attacking a city as a tattoo because it makes me laugh a lot. sketch it for me and i'll get it.
i'm going to go change my oil now because i'm manly.