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Nov 29, 2010 12:58

AIRPORT BODY SCANNER SOLUTION
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> Wonder why nobody thought of this before.
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> Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden n or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
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> This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials. The person's desire to kill himself would be satisfied...
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> This is so simple it's brilliant!
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> I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
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