Blame God...
Werner Enterprises contracted driver here. Makin' that money starting November 2nd. Class A CDL with Hazardous Materials, Double/Triple trailers, and Tank Vehicle endorsements on that shit. Man, I gotter done. You know what's the shit? Homemade Iced Tea, with an assload of sugar... Full of goddamn caffiene. I better quit that shit. At age 40, my legs will have rotted off, lungs shit out, and the top of my head will fall off and I'll die. Diabetes = GAY. I am not a diabetic as of yet, but it's comin'. Well, hell. Call the cell. 421-0416. It would be great. Not much more to say here, so I'm gonna go now...