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Ok. I've figured out a solution so I'll update this more. My good friend David is going to kick me in the arse each day I don't! Sounds painful? It is, got one last night. Then again, he was in a shitty mood so he probably added some extra oomph to it.
So where have I been? Bullet time!
-My daughter Cate had my 4th grandchild! A girl (sorry to my grandson, he is not a happy camper now...he'll get over it though). Eleanor Elizabeth Jane. Born on 30 May! I'm very happy, she's a loverly little thing.
-Beatrice lit a fire in my recording studio so I'm redoing it. David got me a new synth for it, so that made things better.
-James is still dating Annabel. Split up because she threw a fit at his mod ways, but they've come to a mutual agreement.
-Turned 61. Celebrated at home with my family. Then celebrated upstairs with Mags hehehehe.
-Celebrated my 39th wedding anniversary. Jerry thinks we should renew our vows. I think that's lame, so we're not doing it, and Mags doesn't really like the idea much either. Though we celebrated upstairs again heheheheheh.
-Watched Eurovision. UK's entry sucked, whose idea was it to send a fucking rapper?! Props to Germany for having the bollocks to do a country music number.
-Rehearsing every bloody day. We're performing at Hyde Park next week with The Who, Davy Jones, and Roger Fucking Waters. Please come if you can!
-Went to the Isle of Wight to check out The Who's performance. Ran into Kelly Osbourne and she sat with James and George and I. She really is a nice girl, I feel bad for calling her Ozzy's pudgy daughter now. Also saw Kate Moss, what a frigid bitch.
-Got nauseous seeing Heather Mills's naked tits in The Sun. Did they really have to publish those so fucking much? Ick, imagine being Paul and having to look at those all the time.
-Did I mention the show at Hyde Park next week? Please come, we sound amazing in rehearsal!
-Jerry wants me to come see Madonna with her in concert next month. As much as I enjoyed Madonna in the past, like the good queen I am, I don't really know. She's getting too desperate. I mean, crucifying herself on a cross decorated like a disco ball? Seriously, why doesn't she just go up onstage and hump a stack of Bibles while dressed as the Pope? Oh wait, I forgot. She's a Kabbalist now. Keeps pushing that new center and school she's building in London, keeps sending me letters asking for donations. Grrrr. And I already said I'd go. Shit.
How has everyone else been?
So where have I been? Bullet time!
-My daughter Cate had my 4th grandchild! A girl (sorry to my grandson, he is not a happy camper now...he'll get over it though). Eleanor Elizabeth Jane. Born on 30 May! I'm very happy, she's a loverly little thing.
-Beatrice lit a fire in my recording studio so I'm redoing it. David got me a new synth for it, so that made things better.
-James is still dating Annabel. Split up because she threw a fit at his mod ways, but they've come to a mutual agreement.
-Turned 61. Celebrated at home with my family. Then celebrated upstairs with Mags hehehehe.
-Celebrated my 39th wedding anniversary. Jerry thinks we should renew our vows. I think that's lame, so we're not doing it, and Mags doesn't really like the idea much either. Though we celebrated upstairs again heheheheheh.
-Watched Eurovision. UK's entry sucked, whose idea was it to send a fucking rapper?! Props to Germany for having the bollocks to do a country music number.
-Rehearsing every bloody day. We're performing at Hyde Park next week with The Who, Davy Jones, and Roger Fucking Waters. Please come if you can!
-Went to the Isle of Wight to check out The Who's performance. Ran into Kelly Osbourne and she sat with James and George and I. She really is a nice girl, I feel bad for calling her Ozzy's pudgy daughter now. Also saw Kate Moss, what a frigid bitch.
-Got nauseous seeing Heather Mills's naked tits in The Sun. Did they really have to publish those so fucking much? Ick, imagine being Paul and having to look at those all the time.
-Did I mention the show at Hyde Park next week? Please come, we sound amazing in rehearsal!
-Jerry wants me to come see Madonna with her in concert next month. As much as I enjoyed Madonna in the past, like the good queen I am, I don't really know. She's getting too desperate. I mean, crucifying herself on a cross decorated like a disco ball? Seriously, why doesn't she just go up onstage and hump a stack of Bibles while dressed as the Pope? Oh wait, I forgot. She's a Kabbalist now. Keeps pushing that new center and school she's building in London, keeps sending me letters asking for donations. Grrrr. And I already said I'd go. Shit.
How has everyone else been?