THE DEATH OF THE MALLARD IS UPON US
Attention to all. Due to the work of satan I am to be ejected from my personal living space which most of you know as "The mallard". I must move out A.S.A.P. however the new mallard has not yet been purchased. If any one would care to help out and donate to the "give the starving children of Africa a new tomorrow and Greg a new mallard fund" please do so. Besides, my birthday is on the 26th and if you don't know what to get me, you can just chip into the new mallard. Also, I have a lot of dank shit (guitars, amps, BOMB ASS STEREO, flatscreen tv, queen size bed)that I will not have a place to keep in days soon to come. If anyone can help me store some of my dankshit untill the new mallard is upon us you will get super good karma and mallard points. I dont need a place to sleep because my jeep is dank but my shit wont fit in there. so yeah....anyone that can help gets really dank karma and their name shall be mounted on the wall of the new mallard with all other patrons to this cause.
I am thinking about getting some old school bus or an old RV off ebay. It will be the dankest.
The Mallard 2.0
better
stronger
danker
I am thinking about getting some old school bus or an old RV off ebay. It will be the dankest.
The Mallard 2.0
better
stronger
danker