if (greftek.extremely_bored) greftek.post_irc_stuff_on_blog();

[greftek]

OK, I am going to prove I am a nerd here. :p
Not only am I posting IRC conversations, but it also contains pseudo code-like writing...

[15:00] while (fun > GREAT) time.fly();
[15:01] but fun > GREAT returns false
[15:01] :(
[15:02] heh
[15:02] 30 more minutes
[15:02] I wish
[15:02] 2 more hours
[15:02] bitch
[15:03] while (now() < work.quittingtime) time.speedup(10);
[15:03] there
[15:03] yeah yeah talk to the hand baby
[15:03] ;)
[15:04] It's not really responsive
[15:04] In fact, I think your hand is acting like a real cold bitch
[15:04] I will be thinking about you when i get in my car ... 1.5 hours more, 1.5 hours more
[15:04] ^-^;
[15:04] bastard