Writer's Block: Perks of the Job
morning blowjobs!!! alright- if i had a job i just got fired...how about "punch the boss, not the clock day", or some kind of bonus for riding a bike or using mass transit instead of driving a car- like extra vacation...or an extra paid day off each week if you did that daily. drive a day, and you don't get the day off... free xerox copies (i'm easy to please...), better coffee, more smoke breaks!!! a designated drug use area- a pick you up perk!! company cell phones! and god damnit microsoft- if you use my ideas i want some free shit- and none of that windows bullshit either!!!