two: problem
Hey Team,
Small problem. There was a Chinese man
yelling at me when I woke up this
morning. Turns out, I was in his bed. Not
exactly sure how that happened, but it
was probably the you-know-what.
Please contact the embassy. I’m in a
small village just outside of Shanghai.
Thanks!
Your boss
(and the only tourist in China without any money),
Jack
P.S. You really don’t want to know what I had to do to for postage.