New Summer Trip

May 31, 2005 22:02

2005.05.31

Stuff happened today. I just completely forgot.

No seriously.

Except that we had a really weird dinner. The chopsticks were heavy
on the non-business end. Like really heavy. So the center of gravity
was somewhere like a two-thirds from the business end. And if you'll
remember from your lessons of simple mechanics: the lever, you'll know
that the closer the force is to the fulcrum, the less effect on the
lever system. So it was quite sillily hard to use those chopsticks.

Well, there was one other thing, which I mentioned last year already:
Asians have no ass. Well, that's not always true. But I found myself
looking at a girl today who was so lacking in ass that I just had to
ask myself, "Doesn't it hurt to sit with an ass like that?" I mean
she practically has negative ass! It was ... disturbing.
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