Doggies
Blah. Long weekend. 3 days off. Wow. Gonnna have a suckkky ass paycheck next week.
Getting Andrei's balls chopped off tomorrow. Poor boy. But at least he'll calm down and stop trying to hump my blankets and eat my panties. And then we can adopt his girlfriend without him trying to hump her. We're getting a 1.5 year old pit/pointer mix named Mischief. She's smaller than Andrei by about 15-20 pounds, but she's still pretty stocky. She's got lots of energy and is very sweet. We also looked at a pit/lab or boxer/lab mix named Misty, but she was actually more aggressive than Andrei. He was backing away when she tried to play with him. We're going to see both dogs again tomorrow to decide for sure. They're both white with brown spots.
Everybody always says how Andrei is so big, but being around him all the time I don't see it until I stop and stand back and take a look at him. He's almost 9 months now and weighed 60 pounds last time we weighed him. He will probably weigh almost as much as me once he's full grown and we weight train him. Oye. That's why I'm getting my own dog. A nice little girl I'll be able to play with and walk. Last time I tried walking Andrei, I almost lost an arm.
FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Ranch. Boring I know. I like others but it always comes down to ranch. You can put it on anything.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Mickey D's
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Famous Dave's, even though I've only been there once.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Brownies
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green pepper, onion, mushroom, tomato.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. It's peanut butter jelly time!
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Spearmint or cinnamon flavor
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. I don't know. All's I know is that I call NONE of them.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Like 5.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Blue sky green grass thingy. Was porn, but my grandparents visited.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. Do you smile?
A. Yes
Q. What's your best feature?
A. My ass
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Taste
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Probably right now, but I haven't been to the dentist in awhile.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. The last thing I can remember was a 20 kilo etch tub, but it's been awhile since I've done that, thanks to Safety.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not that I know of.
MISCOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes
Q. Is love for real?
A. If you believe it
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Something exotic.
Q. What color do you think you look best in?
A. Black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes
Q. If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
A. No
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. In the unconventional sense, yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Hell yeah
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $1000?
A. Ditto
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Fo sheezy my neezy
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I would try
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yeah
Q: What is in your right pocket?
A. I don't have a right pocket
Q: How much alcohol did you have this month?
A: None
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It grows on you
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: For a certain amount of time
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: I would have to actually go count, but I would say maybe 5 that I wear, 10 altogether?
Q: Is someone in love with you.
A. Many people.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I don't know if I have ever actually had a run-in with cops
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A stripper
Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: Verizon
LAST
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Andrei
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Richie
RANDOM
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: This morning? My front yard to let Andrei go potty
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Fast and the Furious
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: On the outside.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Green
Getting Andrei's balls chopped off tomorrow. Poor boy. But at least he'll calm down and stop trying to hump my blankets and eat my panties. And then we can adopt his girlfriend without him trying to hump her. We're getting a 1.5 year old pit/pointer mix named Mischief. She's smaller than Andrei by about 15-20 pounds, but she's still pretty stocky. She's got lots of energy and is very sweet. We also looked at a pit/lab or boxer/lab mix named Misty, but she was actually more aggressive than Andrei. He was backing away when she tried to play with him. We're going to see both dogs again tomorrow to decide for sure. They're both white with brown spots.
Everybody always says how Andrei is so big, but being around him all the time I don't see it until I stop and stand back and take a look at him. He's almost 9 months now and weighed 60 pounds last time we weighed him. He will probably weigh almost as much as me once he's full grown and we weight train him. Oye. That's why I'm getting my own dog. A nice little girl I'll be able to play with and walk. Last time I tried walking Andrei, I almost lost an arm.
FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Ranch. Boring I know. I like others but it always comes down to ranch. You can put it on anything.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Mickey D's
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Famous Dave's, even though I've only been there once.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Brownies
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Green pepper, onion, mushroom, tomato.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. It's peanut butter jelly time!
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Spearmint or cinnamon flavor
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. I don't know. All's I know is that I call NONE of them.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Like 5.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Blue sky green grass thingy. Was porn, but my grandparents visited.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. Do you smile?
A. Yes
Q. What's your best feature?
A. My ass
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Taste
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Probably right now, but I haven't been to the dentist in awhile.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. The last thing I can remember was a 20 kilo etch tub, but it's been awhile since I've done that, thanks to Safety.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not that I know of.
MISCOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yes
Q. Is love for real?
A. If you believe it
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Something exotic.
Q. What color do you think you look best in?
A. Black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes
Q. If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
A. No
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. In the unconventional sense, yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Hell yeah
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $1000?
A. Ditto
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Fo sheezy my neezy
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I would try
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Yeah
Q: What is in your right pocket?
A. I don't have a right pocket
Q: How much alcohol did you have this month?
A: None
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It grows on you
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: For a certain amount of time
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: I would have to actually go count, but I would say maybe 5 that I wear, 10 altogether?
Q: Is someone in love with you.
A. Many people.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I don't know if I have ever actually had a run-in with cops
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A stripper
Q: What cell phone service do you have?
A: Verizon
LAST
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Andrei
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Richie
RANDOM
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: This morning? My front yard to let Andrei go potty
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Fast and the Furious
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: On the outside.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Green