003 [Post-Virus Aftermath]

[greenwithme]

If I ever hear the phrase "try walking a mile in another man's shoes," I'll kill the fool dumb enough to say it to my face. That latest virus really sucked! Am I the only one who got swapped with an idiot who nearly got my body killed? Seriously? How unlucky can you get

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[material_guy]

The fact that that guy's shoes are about as likely to be high heels as anything don't make it any easier.

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[herrglimmerous]

Since when have high heels been a staple part of my wardrobe?

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[material_guy]

At least twice. I ain't really looked at your shoes more than that.

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[herrglimmerous]

So you only notice when I'm wearing heels?

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[material_guy]

It's normal to only notice somethin' when it's weird.

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[herrglimmerous]

You sure it's that and not because they make me look leggy?

You've never really seen me up close and personal in heels. There were the few times that I was a woman so there's a rational explanation for that. Then the stage performance, but I wouldn't be the first man dressed up like a woman to do a stage performance...and that whole bondage turkey incident, but those weren't really heels those were death traps.

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[material_guy]

Not that much of a leg man.

[Dismissive wave.] I'm not counting when you're a girl. But not bein' the first guy to go in drag don't make it any less weird, it just means you joined a long line of weird. And then you put on weird death traps.

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[herrglimmerous]

I imagine you're a tits kind of guy.

I didn't stuff myself into that death trap, for the record, it was involuntary. That whole event was involuntary...as for the performance...well I have no defense other than I'm convincing enough to make it work.

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[material_guy]

And ass. A good waistline's important, too. And the face. I;m not big on brown baggers. I'm not huge on arms on girls or anything but if they've got a lot of upper arm flab going on it's kind of distracting watching that bounce when the tits do. I mean, a chubby one can be fun once in a while but you gotta be in the mood for it. Same with the twigs. Then there's the tall ones who got a different shape from the short ones usually, so sometimes more leggy's real good, but compact can be cute, too, so, the exact kinda guy I am's hard to pick...

Weird. You're weird enough to do it. That's all it is.

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[herrglimmerous]

So in other words your girl has to match your mood...probably a good thing I'm a guy.

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[material_guy]

The right girl can make your mood match her.

You're comfortable at bein' weird, meaning weird's your natural state. Meaning you gotta try to be normal half the time, so even your normal is a little weird.

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[herrglimmerous]

I guess...that's a unique philosophy.

Ah...so a woman who wears a pair of khaki cargo pants would also be weird.

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[material_guy]

There's an entire industry based on that philosophy, Pretty Boy.

Nah. Girls can get away with wearin' most guys' clothes. The double standard ain't a fair one.

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[herrglimmerous]

Maybe, but what about the guys who don't have the savvy to get those kinds of girls? There's an entirely different philosophy and industry for them.

The only time a guy can get away with wearing something remotely feminine is if it's a kilt or a yukata. I don't like the idea of conforming to such limited standards.

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[material_guy]

Even I can't land 'em all. That's part of the fun.

Right. 'cause you wanna do girl shit.

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[herrglimmerous]

Can't land them or won't land them?

Nope. Because it shouldn't matter. It's not like I identify myself as a transvestite, or a transsexual, or a drag queen. I don't think you'd touch me if I fell under those categories either.