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002 [Fail!Private | Post-Virus Aftermath]

Sep 15, 2010 18:57

Guh... What a weird dream! I was in a huge castle, and everyone practiced this strange kind of alchemy that involved waving funny sticks around. And there were all kind of weird magical creatures... Girls turned into boys, and boys turned into girls, and I was a green worm and someone stuffed me in their pocket... And the tin can alchemist was a ( Read more... )

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ironysoul September 16 2010, 18:14:22 UTC

You are a green worm. The rest of it was a dream.

greenwithme September 16 2010, 23:17:27 UTC

I AM NOT A GREEN WORM, AND ALL OF IT WAS A DREAM!

...Right?

ironysoul September 17 2010, 03:01:09 UTC

Yes.

Yes, definitely.

greenwithme September 17 2010, 03:38:49 UTC

G-Good! Then there's no reason for us to talk about it anymore, right?

ironysoul September 17 2010, 13:34:44 UTC

No reason at all, Envy.

greenwithme September 17 2010, 19:56:53 UTC

[And now, Envy's going to take out his frustrations by teasing you, Al.]

Heh. So, sucks to be you, huh? Getting your body back for a few days, only to have it taken away... I bet you're feeling all mopey and depressed now, huh?

ironysoul September 17 2010, 20:59:51 UTC

No, not really. [Al is going to feel smug by not playing your game.]

greenwithme September 18 2010, 00:31:14 UTC

Really, now? Seems to me you were enjoying having a body that could actually feel, you know? And now you're back to being a walking tin can! Makes you wish that virus never happened at all, right?

ironysoul September 18 2010, 03:26:19 UTC

Trust me. That's not what makes me wish the virus had never happened.

[Locked] greenwithme September 18 2010, 04:28:54 UTC

Oh, I know that! I'm just fucking around with you, that's all.

And in case I didn't make this abundantly clear to you, everything that happened between us was just a game for my amusement.

Re: [Locked] ironysoul September 18 2010, 12:11:35 UTC

Oh, like I didn't know that.

It was a virus, Envy, it had absolutely no bearing on anything ever even remotely resembling reality, okay?

[Locked] greenwithme September 19 2010, 03:23:58 UTC

Obviously.

But even with false memories, you were still a soft-hearted little sap! Are you really so starved for affection that you'd throw yourself on the first thing that made bedroom eyes at you? Really. Kinda pathetic, don't you think?

Re: [Locked] ironysoul September 19 2010, 11:56:45 UTC

You're the pathetic one. You can't make friends so you go around collecting people. People who don't even like you.

[Locked] greenwithme September 20 2010, 01:26:26 UTC

Don't compare me to Greed! If I wanted company, I'd spend some time with my own kind. You filthy humans are little more than entertainment for me!

And speaking of entertainment, I wonder what would happen if that pipsqueak brother of yours were to learn that you were "sleeping with the enemy," so to speak? I mean, I've screwed with both you and the wrench wench... Maybe he'll start feeling left out!

Re: [Locked] ironysoul September 20 2010, 02:19:19 UTC

I wasn't comparing you to Greed! People like Greed.

It was a virus, Envy. It didn't mean anything, and my brother knows that. You stay away from Winry!

[Locked] greenwithme September 20 2010, 02:43:46 UTC

God knows why! His Mr. Nice Guy act is just that... an act! And yet you fools are too blind to see it!

Oh! That reminds me! Whatever happened to that cute little outfit I gave her, hm? Does she still wear it from time to time?

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