002 [Fail!Private | Post-Virus Aftermath]

[greenwithme]

Guh... What a weird dream! I was in a huge castle, and everyone practiced this strange kind of alchemy that involved waving funny sticks around. And there were all kind of weird magical creatures... Girls turned into boys, and boys turned into girls, and I was a green worm and someone stuffed me in their pocket... And the tin can alchemist was a

Comments

[quidditch_stag]

I think you used soap and water more than your wand!

[greenwithme]

...I didn't mention anything about detention. How did you know you were in my dream, anyway?

[quidditch_stag]

Because it wasn't a dream!

[greenwithme]

...

SONUVABITCH!

This is just like that weird haunted ship, but worse! How could this have happened?!

[quidditch_stag]

I don't know! I don't remember any ship!

[greenwithme]

Oh, this is total bullshit!

You mean to tell me that this... community-thingie gets to pick an choose who's affected by viruses, and who isn't?

[quidditch_stag]

Sounds like it.

[greenwithme]

I bet you really enjoyed making me clean all those desks, didn't you? Got a real kick out of it, huh?

[quidditch_stag]

It was certainly entertaining.

[greenwithme]

Laugh it up while you still can, kid. Because the next time I see your face, it's gonna have my fist through it.

[quidditch_stag]

I doubt that.

[greenwithme]

Don't act like such a hot shot. You have no idea what I'm truly capable of doing, do you?

[quidditch_stag]

Can't be that bad.

[greenwithme]

You ever hear of a Homunculus? It's an artificial human created through alchemy. We're immortal, which means that no matter what you do to my body, you can't kill me.

[quidditch_stag]

I never said I wanted to kill you.

[greenwithme]

Good! It's not like you could, even if you wanted to! I'm probably the strongest being on this community, if you don't count any gods, that is.