[Open RL]

[greenwithme]

[Somewhere, wandering the halls, there is a tiny green leech-like... thing. Should you encounter this little leech-thing, you are presented with the following options:

> Talk to it
> Step on it
> Set it on fire
> Scream and run away
> Pick it up and put it in your pocket

What will you do?]

Comments

[promiseunbroken]

> pick it up by its tail end and examine

...what the hell is this?

most appropriate icon ever

[greenwithme]

Oi! Put me down, right now!

[wriggle wriggle wriggle!]

Yes. Award will follow later.

[promiseunbroken]

It talks-? Huuuuh. [you see that grin spreading across his face? It might just be bad news.]

Whatever should I do with this tiny little leech...

woot, award!

[greenwithme]

[Oh fuck. That is one evil grin right there. Envy should know: he's worn a grin like that often enough...]

Y-You could help change me back! Yeah! Do that, and I'll... Um... I'll do you a big favor! Real big! Super big, even!

\o/ party!

[promiseunbroken]

Suuuure Envy, you and doing people favors for anything. I should hide you in a jar and put you in the potions cabinet.

[In fact, he'll just start walking. Where to is probably hard to tell given Envy's position.]

[greenwithme]

[Noooooo! ;A; Not the pickle jar! Anything but the damned pickle jaaaaaaar!]

You can't be serious! Who knows how long it'll take before someone find me! I could run out of air and die!

[He's going to wriggle back and forth with enough force to send him swinging, like a pendulum. He's got to pull his tail free, and fast!]

[promiseunbroken]

Or someone could mistake you for an ingredient and dump you in their cauldron. I saw a second year fail at potions so badly that what they were stirring their shit with instantly dissolved...

[He chuckles at the attempts, but stops walking for a moment. You're shifted to his right hand as he pulls out the want with his left and whispers-]

Levicorpus.

[Now you can tangle in the air by your tail end and accompany him with no chance of wriggling out of it.]

[greenwithme]

[Shit shit shit shiiiiiiiiiiit! Oh, if only he could bite you! He's wriggling all eight of his tiny limbs, as if he can somehow swim toward Squalo.]

Y-You can't do this! If anything bad happens to me, my mother will kick your ass out of Hogwarts for good! She'll make sure that no self-respecting wizarding school will take you in. Ever!

So, if you know what's good for you, you'd better put me down, right now!

[promiseunbroken]

You're sure that you're in a position to threaten me?

[Squalo sneers, poking at the little green thing's stomach lightly with his wand]

[greenwithme]

[He flails a bit, screeching in anger.]

When I return to human form, I swear to God, I'll make you suffer for my humiliation! But if you let me go, I might let you off with a warning...

[promiseunbroken]

[Squalo just grins.]

Oh, a warning. Sure. Sure, I'm totally buying it. Ah, but you're lucky, I don't feel like walking you all the way to the quidditch field and leaving you petrified in the back of a broom closet.

[greenwithme]

Then... what are you going to do to me...?

[promiseunbroken]

Good question. Maybe I should bring you to someone who's got a better imagination in these types of things. But I've got better things to do, so...

[he points his wand again]

Petrificus totalus.

...I think I'll just leave you here and see if someone's stepped on you by morning.

[greenwithme]

[And poor little worm Envy twitches, his entire body going rigid as it falls to the floor.

He tries to scream. Obviously. But he's unable to vocalize any sound, due to the paralytic nature of the spell.

Of course, now he's plotting your ultimate demise! Just as soon as this damned spell wears off...]

[promiseunbroken]

[Squalo strolls away. This spell wears off once if someone casts a spell to undo it, or when the one who cast it loses conciousness- so by the time you can move again the whole castle will probably be asleep with noone to help you- or get in your way.]

[greenwithme]

[Bastard! Bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! I'll have my revenge one day! You'll see! You'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!]