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Feb 16, 2008 05:49

i think i may have grown a penis and just not been informed of it.
i swear if one more guy wants to have a legit convo with me about the length of time its been since hes had sex, i may cut someone.
seriously? do i look like the kind of person who wants to chat it up about something like that? i mean, its not a pick up line. dear lord.
along the same note, on valentines day i was hit on by 2 guys at once. one of them was telling me how classy i was, which i still think was his way of saying that i was old and possibly easy. the other was stroking my inner thighs and my cheek saying "if you would just give me a chance..." over and over again. yeah not THATS classy.
damn holiday makes guys think that they are far more romantic than they really are. i guarantee you that if it would of been any other thurs night i would not have been looked at like a piece of meat.

at least i got some candy hearts from one of my old men bfs at bingo. haha.
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