Pirate vs. Ninja - Fight!

Feb 27, 2008 10:28

I looked out the window just in time to see a rare wildlife competition.

Seagull vs. Crow.

(Waiting for laughter to die down...)

Both shameless scavengers, and fairly ballsy birds.

The crow is smarter and sneakier.
The seagull is more agile and, as we all know, annoyingly persistent to no end.

I see the crow picking up something from the ground, presumably food.
The seagull wheels in, lands, and walks toward the crow, who gives him a powerful evil eye.
The crow seems to have dropped the food between his feet and readied his bill for fighting.
The seagull lifts effortlessy into the air, and repeatedly wheels up and swings down, while the crow plays keep away, always moving the food behind his back.

Seagull finally wings away to the other side of the parking lot and Crow promptly hides his food in a secret stash.

Crow wins.

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