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Overheard in NYC:
Girl: Someone just needs to push him off the gay cliff, 'cuz he's not jumpin!
--Varick &Vandam
Ghetto girl: I seen Whoopie Goldberg's daughter! She a lesbian, light-skinned, and she bad!
--9th Ave & 16th St
Overheard by: david hyman
Darrell Hammond: It's only queer if you're on the bottom.
--Fordham
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Angry man on cell: This is exactly why I don't date bisexual guys!
--3rd Ave & 9th St
Girl on cell: I still don't get why you dumped him. Just 'cause you're a lesbian and he's got that thing for unicorns doesn't mean you wouldn't have been cute together.
--2nd & A
Queer: My friend Carol has been dating gay guys for years and fails to realize it until it's too late!
--Jamaica Ave and 150th St
Overheard by: Rodney-Rod
...always something amusing. :D