Quiz nonsense stolen from Gyntsela
Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.
1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
Wait, gotta kick my shoe off... looks about the same length, to me.
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
The kind that write. Right now, I'm favoring a fountain pen, but that's because it's the one in my purse
3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what are you doing?
Next Sept 14th is a Sunday, so I will probably be sleeping in late.
4. What color are your toenails usually?
I used to keep them bright green.
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
A letter of intent, for the counseling intern in the office.
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Neon green.
7. What color are the seats in your car?
I don't own a car, but the ones in my boyfriend's car are gray, I think.
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
No, but again, the boyfriend's Mom's cat is. Hedi lives with us, and I never want to give her up, because she is a furry little bundle of rejection. Other kitties hate her, because her tail was broken at some point, and now it looks like she's always hostile, but she's actually adorable.
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
... I can remember dropping some mail at the post office... What was it for?
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming
No.
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
Groceries
12. Who is the last baby that you held?
My best friend Erin's baby, Gabriel.
13. Unlucky
Not so much.
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Probably not.
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Ford Taurus. Can you believe that was really two years ago?
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Are these sports teams, or ways to die?
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
That would be when I was at Hanover, for their Gay Pride event.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Apartment, and no. The boyfriend doesn't, either, but he has these hideous peachy-tan-adobe colored stuff in the living room.
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
The "Reese's" logo on a peanut butter cup wrapper.
20. Last person to give you a business card?
Not too sure on that one.
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
The apartment people!
22. Closest framed picture to you?
None in this room, so probably the shadowbox I made Randy for Christmas, in memory of his deceased doggie, Nerf.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Sarah made us veggie soup on Wednesday evening. Okay, I helped chop some.
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Nope, but I've just graduated from grad school. So, let's give it time.
25. How many emails do you have?
184 on gmail, maybe 70 on my school account.
26. Last time you received flowers?
Randy picked me a wild flower, which I stuck in my hair. Before that, the last time was when my ex-girlfriend picked me violets.
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
Yes, and if the gays marry, our invisible sky friend will smite us all.
28. Do you play air guitar?
Too busy dancing.
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
Nope.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Yes, but depends on how good the coffee is, and what I'm in the mood for. For a while at Hanover, I was drinking it black, with increasingly less sugar. I started it with sugar, chocolate, milk, and whipped cream. Last month, I drank it with sugar and artificial creamer. Lately, I've discovered I like tea, with sugar and milk. So, maybe I'll just give up on coffee.
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I have no miniature statuettes of any tree.Quite frankly, that's the kind of extraneous stuff I'm trying to purge my life of.
32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?
In middle school, we were the Trojans (insert condom joke here), and the rivals were something else. Possibly the Mustangs, if they had been built yet. In high school, we were the Dragons, and they were the Colonels.
33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Erin, my best friend, over Thanksgiving break.
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
Lillies War.
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Nope, although other instruments would be nice.
36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in my living room, just curtains. But the blinds in my bedroom are molted white.
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
Local bestseller's list, and a story about a woman who waited 2 weeks before seeking medical treatment for the boy she burned in tub water. She got 9 years.
39. What was the last pageant you attended?
Beauty pageant? No. Drag performance? Fall '06.
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Bucceto's.
41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Like th kind you get at Burger King? Yes.
42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Purchase order receipts.
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
I wanted to, but it disappeared before I got the chance
44. Are you ticklish?
In the right places, yes.
45. Last time you saw fireworks?
Left overs after the 4th.
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Screw Krispy Kreme, I had a Square donut about 2 months ago!
47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
Dunno, Sarah, Di, Randy, one of those.
48. Last time you parked under a carport?
nope.
49. Do you have a black dog?
Nope.
50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?
No, but I'm gearing up for my "Just graduated" crisis (hush, there is too such a thing)
51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
Nope, but my boyfriend's brother's wife is having a baby.
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
You know, I really have to be intimate with someone before I start to notice their eyes in an attractive/non-attractive. It's just not the first feature I go for. Therefore, I think my cats have the prettiest eyes ever.
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
no
55. Do you have a little black dress?
No, but I have a little black skirt, and a couple of little black tops I like to wear with it.
Do not ask about question 53.
1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
Wait, gotta kick my shoe off... looks about the same length, to me.
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
The kind that write. Right now, I'm favoring a fountain pen, but that's because it's the one in my purse
3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what are you doing?
Next Sept 14th is a Sunday, so I will probably be sleeping in late.
4. What color are your toenails usually?
I used to keep them bright green.
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
A letter of intent, for the counseling intern in the office.
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
Neon green.
7. What color are the seats in your car?
I don't own a car, but the ones in my boyfriend's car are gray, I think.
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
No, but again, the boyfriend's Mom's cat is. Hedi lives with us, and I never want to give her up, because she is a furry little bundle of rejection. Other kitties hate her, because her tail was broken at some point, and now it looks like she's always hostile, but she's actually adorable.
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
... I can remember dropping some mail at the post office... What was it for?
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming
No.
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
Groceries
12. Who is the last baby that you held?
My best friend Erin's baby, Gabriel.
13. Unlucky
Not so much.
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
Probably not.
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Ford Taurus. Can you believe that was really two years ago?
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
Are these sports teams, or ways to die?
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
That would be when I was at Hanover, for their Gay Pride event.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Apartment, and no. The boyfriend doesn't, either, but he has these hideous peachy-tan-adobe colored stuff in the living room.
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
The "Reese's" logo on a peanut butter cup wrapper.
20. Last person to give you a business card?
Not too sure on that one.
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
The apartment people!
22. Closest framed picture to you?
None in this room, so probably the shadowbox I made Randy for Christmas, in memory of his deceased doggie, Nerf.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Sarah made us veggie soup on Wednesday evening. Okay, I helped chop some.
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Nope, but I've just graduated from grad school. So, let's give it time.
25. How many emails do you have?
184 on gmail, maybe 70 on my school account.
26. Last time you received flowers?
Randy picked me a wild flower, which I stuck in my hair. Before that, the last time was when my ex-girlfriend picked me violets.
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?
Yes, and if the gays marry, our invisible sky friend will smite us all.
28. Do you play air guitar?
Too busy dancing.
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
Nope.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Yes, but depends on how good the coffee is, and what I'm in the mood for. For a while at Hanover, I was drinking it black, with increasingly less sugar. I started it with sugar, chocolate, milk, and whipped cream. Last month, I drank it with sugar and artificial creamer. Lately, I've discovered I like tea, with sugar and milk. So, maybe I'll just give up on coffee.
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I have no miniature statuettes of any tree.Quite frankly, that's the kind of extraneous stuff I'm trying to purge my life of.
32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?
In middle school, we were the Trojans (insert condom joke here), and the rivals were something else. Possibly the Mustangs, if they had been built yet. In high school, we were the Dragons, and they were the Colonels.
33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Erin, my best friend, over Thanksgiving break.
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
Lillies War.
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Nope, although other instruments would be nice.
36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in my living room, just curtains. But the blinds in my bedroom are molted white.
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
Local bestseller's list, and a story about a woman who waited 2 weeks before seeking medical treatment for the boy she burned in tub water. She got 9 years.
39. What was the last pageant you attended?
Beauty pageant? No. Drag performance? Fall '06.
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Bucceto's.
41. Have you ever worn a crown?
Like th kind you get at Burger King? Yes.
42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Purchase order receipts.
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
I wanted to, but it disappeared before I got the chance
44. Are you ticklish?
In the right places, yes.
45. Last time you saw fireworks?
Left overs after the 4th.
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Screw Krispy Kreme, I had a Square donut about 2 months ago!
47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
Dunno, Sarah, Di, Randy, one of those.
48. Last time you parked under a carport?
nope.
49. Do you have a black dog?
Nope.
50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?
No, but I'm gearing up for my "Just graduated" crisis (hush, there is too such a thing)
51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
Nope, but my boyfriend's brother's wife is having a baby.
52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
You know, I really have to be intimate with someone before I start to notice their eyes in an attractive/non-attractive. It's just not the first feature I go for. Therefore, I think my cats have the prettiest eyes ever.
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
no
55. Do you have a little black dress?
No, but I have a little black skirt, and a couple of little black tops I like to wear with it.
Do not ask about question 53.