Kevin's Song

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Where he came with the idea to write this lil' weird and crazy nothin' about somethin' song, I don't know. Kevin comes up with the craziest things sometimes but I am somewhat proud of this one.. ha! At least I know I'm not the only one who is a weirdo in the fam!

Remember on Scary Movie 2,
when that old priest took a poo.
That was scary,
because he was so hairy.
So I looked away from the T.V.
and got a heebie jeebie
but that was nothin'
compared to somthin'

15 years later,
I was welcomed to be a waiter
but I worked for the postal service
and that made my mother kinda nervous
but that was nothin'
compared to somthin'

5 years later I turned 30,
and I called this guy named Michael Flirty.
He was in a way like my mother,
and always cared for one another.
That was when I got bored,
and tied myself up with a cord
again, but that was nothin'
compared to somthin'

50 years later I turned 80,
and that made me a little crazy.
When I said the baker baked some tea,
that made a crowd rampage over me.
A few years later I was in the cemetery being dead,
because some weirdo chopped off my head.
I don't know why,
but I was going to name my kid Klie
so goodbye
and that's not a lie.