I Somehow Misplaced 15 Pounds...?
Dear Body,
I don't where 15 of your pounds went. You had them in the spring, but somehow they managed to melt away in the past four months. I'm a little confused because it happened without a significant amount of exercise or dieting, and you have not been ravaged by any kind of illness.
Not that I mind very much because you now fit into things I never thought you'd wear again, like the red Jessica Rabbit dress and the buttercup satin ballgown, but still, I'd like a little assistance in solving this mystery.
Much love,
Green Owl
I don't where 15 of your pounds went. You had them in the spring, but somehow they managed to melt away in the past four months. I'm a little confused because it happened without a significant amount of exercise or dieting, and you have not been ravaged by any kind of illness.
Not that I mind very much because you now fit into things I never thought you'd wear again, like the red Jessica Rabbit dress and the buttercup satin ballgown, but still, I'd like a little assistance in solving this mystery.
Much love,
Green Owl