About Red.

[greenofpallet]

Now that he's back, I think I'll tell all of you at Brawl about my idiot of a rival and best friend, Red. It's only fair to give forewarning.

Comments

[letslive2gether]

Amnd I'm not an idiot!

[upyourscolonel]

LEARN YOU A SPELL CHECK, ASSHOLE.

[letslive2gether]

Uh.

Well,m see...

[letslive2gether]

Tjhat has nothing to do withg it.

[upyourscolonel]

SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TYPE.

READ WHAT YOU TYPE BEFORE YOU SEND IT.

STOP TYPING WITH YOUR COCK.

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

[letslive2gether]

I do ttype slow. I kijnd of havbe no choice but to.

I do reasd what I trype but I end up makikjng even more miistakes if I try to correct them.

[greenofpallet]

You have no choice but to type slow?

[letslive2gether]

Camn't reallky move my hands any fasdter.

[greenofpallet]

Right.

Do something about your hands. You can't function as well as you should with them spasming and going numb.

[letslive2gether]

...Heh. Fighured it out, huh?

[greenofpallet]

Your feet?

[letslive2gether]

...Yeah. Samme with thjem.

It';ll get bettter eventually. Weasr off and all. Probabnly. I soajk them in wardm water a coiuple times a day,, makes it a little better.

[greenofpallet]

And how do you expect to be able to pass the Gym Leader exam in that condition?

[letslive2gether]

It';ll all worjk out, dude. Don't worrty about it.

[upyourscolonel]

now you don't even make sense.

Are you dyslexic or something?

[letslive2gether]

No! Jusdt.

Stuff. Happlened. You domn't really need to know.