Jan 01, 2010 15:06
I have been hearing a lot lately about thiefs who steal the code to your remote car lock with devices that snatch it from the airwaves, or through the sound it makes, or however the hell they do it.
Okay.
Here's how we start taking care of this problem. Get two groups together. One person drives the vehicle with the remote lock. The other vehicle contains three people with pistols. When you catch one of these robbers in the act, you kill them. Let them be found, let it be known why they were killed. Watch these crimes stop. Apparently that's the only thing that's going to work anymore, since normal law hasn't helped worth a shit recently.
If you catch someone robbing you, hospitalize them. Straight up. I'm not being my usual morbid joking self. If I ever find somebody robbing me, one of us is gonna die. I won't tell you to kill them, but I think it might be a good idea.