Bad news
No, I don't have any... at least not about me right now.
Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's kid sister, for my fellow people who don't give a fuck) is now pregnant at age 16. I'm sorry to go on a Foamy style rant here, but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NEWS?!?! These stupid, benign headlines make me crazy. Gun laws? Fine. Death penalty? Crucial. Britney Spears running over a paparazzi's toe? Only reason that headline was worth anything was because I'm glad the fucking photographer got part of what's coming to him. A-Rod and Boras not speaking? What are we, in fucking grade school?! Are these two suddenly wearing skirts of different colors just to show they're fighting? And now Britney Spears' kid sister is pregnant. Great. One more horseman/woman of the apocalypse has been conceived. Good. FUCK HER!
Sorry, I can't take any more idiocy from those two numb-cunts, or the shitheads photographing and recording their lives. Yes, I really did just call them that. Hate me, ask me if I care.
Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney's kid sister, for my fellow people who don't give a fuck) is now pregnant at age 16. I'm sorry to go on a Foamy style rant here, but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NEWS?!?! These stupid, benign headlines make me crazy. Gun laws? Fine. Death penalty? Crucial. Britney Spears running over a paparazzi's toe? Only reason that headline was worth anything was because I'm glad the fucking photographer got part of what's coming to him. A-Rod and Boras not speaking? What are we, in fucking grade school?! Are these two suddenly wearing skirts of different colors just to show they're fighting? And now Britney Spears' kid sister is pregnant. Great. One more horseman/woman of the apocalypse has been conceived. Good. FUCK HER!
Sorry, I can't take any more idiocy from those two numb-cunts, or the shitheads photographing and recording their lives. Yes, I really did just call them that. Hate me, ask me if I care.