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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday jadedmouse and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I donated bone marrow to fireandice25 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jamieconqueso's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I gave auditioning a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (303 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
greennight37