Jan 27, 2004 16:49
yeah so I'm the evil journal taking over monkey. Since Ben hasn't been a good little monkey lately and hasn't written anything, I punished him and now I am taking over. Yeah so hey all, how's it going? So I've been reading all my friends' entries and I think you people need to start listening to happier music, get to bed at a decent hour and take some happy pills. for clarity, no doze doesn't count as happy pills. And hey you have houses and computers, so let's all just perk up a little. Ok sounds good. Well in other news Phyics homework is shitty. Try to solve this problem correctly and I promise Benjamin will give you something good for a prize:
On the day after gradutation, you decide to toss a burning match into the top of a cylindrical waste basket (diameter D, height 2D) full of old homework papers. To make this event more sporting, the bottom of the waste basket is at the same height as the point where the match leaves your hand, and the near side of the waste basket is a horizontal distance 6D form the point where the match leaves your hand. You launch the match at a 45.0 degree angle above the horizontal. Find the min and max values of the launch speed that will make the match enter the top of the waste basket. You can ignore air resistance and give your answers in terms of g and D.
However, figures it out the fastest wins my cock. Muhuowaha
In other news, dreams or wierd. you think while your sleeping. Without ever knowing what you were thinking. Think about that for a minute.
"i lost a testicle, I'm only half the man I was" -comment from the peanut gallery who's supposed to be doing their physics
uh-oh I feel an attack of the greenmonkey coming, so I should probably end this. I'll be back though, don't you cry.