normal day..
i haven't been on for a couple days. i spent the past 3 days at work and my sisters. today was really bad at work. first kayla runs my debit through as 27.49 instead of 2.49 and bounces my account. so now i owe the damn bank 33.89. which sucks balls. that we had a huge ass storm come through and we almost lost power and the roof start leaking in 3 places. lol. talk about a shitty ass day. i'm so tired. i start my new job at ciccanti's tomorrow. woot!..i'm gonna go crazy. i'm sleepy time for bed.
1. I don't suffer from insanity; i enjoy every minute of it.
2. Always go to other people's funerals, or they wont go to yours.
3. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
5. There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
6. Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
7. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
8. be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
11. I just let my mind wonder, and it didn't come back.
12. Humpty Dumpty was Pushed.
13. I'm out of bed a dressed. What more do you want?
14. If everything is comming your way, then your in the wrong lane.
15. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
16. Honk if you like peace and quiet.
17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
18. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
19. Life is too complicated in the morning.
20. We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten die.
21. Ask me about my vow of silence.
22. If barbie is so poplular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
24. What happenes if you get scared half to death twice?
25. Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.