The Azarov Legacy 2.2
Heyo everyone! Meant to get this out earlier, but I got distracted by DMMD and organizing my gif folder. Uh, woops. I'm heading off to a rugby match (All Blacks vs Wallabies ahhhhhh!!) in a little under an hour so let's get crackin'!
Emma: Help. Me.
Hmmm don't think you're gonna have any luck with that.
These two are sufficiently..occupied
Care to help out with your kids?
Christy Kersey: Naw, I'm good
-___________-
Alicia: What? They're not my kids.
Took all day, but she did eventually have a change of heart.
WOAH HEY HOW ABOUT NO
PARENTS?? HELLO?
Emma: Busy skilling.
Christy Kersey: After this chapter.
Winona: you should never take more than you give ♪
Winona: in the cirrrrrrcle of life! ♪♪
you shouldn't do drunken karaoke until you're older ;-;
Molly: *plays accompaniment*
(oh yeah look who grew up!)
Norah
and Brandon also grew up. HOORAY NO MORE TODDLERS.
First action? Poke brother.
Gosh, I was so worried there would be no fighting this generation. Silly me.
Brandon: Why can't we all just get alongggg
Not everyone hates each other, Brandon! These two are pals :D
Family smustle time!
You kids are weird.
HAHAHAHAHA how about no?
Emma: Why won't you get pregnant! D:<
........
Fuck all of you.
Ha, didn't work. Nice try.
Alicia: Who said we were done?
Alicia: why don't we take this to the ~bedroom~
Garren: I love my life. Wife. Both.
Wipe that fucking smirk off your face.
Garren: Once in the hot tub and then twice in bed. It was a fucking great morning!
Zach: I feel like this isn't something I should be hearing
MEANWHILE, the other adults are teaching valuable skills to the kids.
Zach and Riley: Aren't we adorable? ^^
They tend to ignore Winona, but I'm so happy they're best friends
Norah: Alright let's see what you got, Mom.
Norah: BOOOO!!
Norah: Eh, that was decent.
Christy Kersey: don't throw a dart at your kid, don't throw a dart at your kid..
family bonding everywhere tonight!
but stop with that face please
Ilya: my grandchildren bring me such joy ^___________^
Winona: So Zach told me your mom and dad are trying to have more kids
Everette: Then I could have more friends!
Everette: And I could totally kick their ass in soccer.
Winona: Dude, you've never even played.
Everette: Not important.
Ocean spends a lot of his time working out and-EXCUSE ME WHAT
Alicia: Oh Garren, you make me swoon
You're not even looking at him, witch
AGAIN. REALLY.
Alicia: As many times as it takes
Garren: Do we really have to do this now?
Alicia: Oh hey, Emma how was work?
Emma: I could hear your disgusting voice all the way outside, asshole
(I love you so much Emma for stopping them from going at it again)
Garren: Why must she even ruin sexy time :'c
Alicia: Woooo, honey! You got this!
I'm sure it was just all the sex tiring him out.
Alicia: I still love you~
Alicia: Right, so work?
Emma: Oh the usual. Robbed a bank, set up a couple bombs. Nothing much.
Garren: *sobbing*
Alicia: Soon enough you'll have your own henchmen to do those menial tasks!
Garren: WHY DO THEY GET ALONG SO WELL
Garren: STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY WIFE
....I think half the reason her and Emma are friends is because Alicia gets off on Garren's rage
Emma: Soon enough your wanna-be cop husband won't be able to stop my crime ring!
Garren: killkillkillkill
Alicia: He's working on it, slow and steady ^^ I found this lovely new dessert recipe!
Emma: Ooooh, let's go try it out!
Garren: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Let's take a break from Garren's issues to see what the rest of the household is up to
Minus the one little spat with Brandon, Norah's gotten along with everyone really well :)
These two keep the romance alive as well.
Riley: I wander along, searching for the light in this cold darkness
Riley: But naught but shadows are before my eyes
We hope you enjoyed "Poetry with Riley"
Everette: No, no red hands.
Everette: Eugh, jokes are GROSS
Everette: STOP
Norah: you're a real ray of sunshine
Everette: Oh yeah? Well take this
Norah:
Everette: Is it too late to take that back?
Yeah, I think you fucked up buddy.
Everette: UGH. NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY!
Everette: TAKE YOUR GAMES AND SHOVE IT
Norah: I just wanted to be friendsssss
what a face
Dude you aren't even being subtle about waiting to be a jackass
Norah: What the fuck asshole!
Lovely. Garren and Emma must have passed the obsessive hatred gene on to these two.
Norah: *patiently waits to strike*
Aaaaand here we go!
HAHAHAHAHA. Molly, you are not the one who needs anger management.
Emma: Dammit, Garren is never going to let me live this down.
Norah: I have let down my family's good name :c
EMMA NEVER CHANGE. She served every spot until she got to Garren and just put the platter down hahahaha
Emma: That fight was a total fluke, Norah will kick Everette's ass next time
Garren: Naw, my boy's got this in the bag. Norah never had a chance having a who-
Garren: -rrible weather we're having, right?
Alicia: What are you talking about? It's been gorgeous out!
Garren: shhh we're trying not to upset our dad
because you guys have always been considerate of him before -__-
Everette: I HATE THIS GAME NO
She's your only sibling please don't do this ;-;
Luckily, Julia's a smart kid and immediately switches to badmouthing Norah.
Julia: She thinks she's all that!
Everette: Oh my god, right?
Everette: lolno don't touch me
Baby steps, Julia. Baby steps.
I'm not sure when the next update will be out; I've only got 4 weeks left in Australia and I'm trying pack a lot of stuff in!
Thank y'all for reading, now I'm off to enjoy some rugby!
p.s. are my eyes going crazy or are the images not as sharp as they usually are?