The Azarov Legacy 1.0
As much as I'd like to just dive right in, I need to explain a few things otherwise y'all are going to be confused as fuck (you might still be, but I'll try to keep things clear)
Alright, so I'm in Australia doing an internship and forgot to reinstall sims onto my laptop before leaving the states and I didn't bring my disks (minus Double Deluxe which I downloaded from Origin). I planned on just keeping myself happy with Skyrim, but I missed simming so I installed DD and started playing with that and then because that was too boring I downloaded Freetime, Seasons, and Apartment Life. I started playing a new legacy because that's the only way I ever play but wasn't really planning on posting but then 3rd gen was way too entertaining and I decided I would. So...I have some pictures of my founder because it's habit to take cute founder pics aaand then it jumps right to the 3rd generation as teenagers. Um...so the way I'm gonna do it is just start with my gen 3 double heirs as gen 1 and go from there. Yeah this is confusing, sorry. The first 15 ish pictures will be a sort of catch up to where I actually started taking pictures. Enjoy?
tl;dr didn't take pictures, gen 3 is gen 1 ok GO
It's a real shame you won't get to know this guy because he was pretty damn fabulous.
Just take my word for it.
Say a quick hello to the founder, Tabris Azarov.
All I can say about his stats is that he had 10 nice points and very low outgoing points.
And he was a family sim.
This pretty lady is Lakshmi, first spouse.
And here we skip an ENTIRE generation. Gen 2 shows up some later.
(They had 6 kids- Leva, Kira, Esfir, Savin, Fedor, and Ilya. Ilya was chosen as heir)
And here are 3 of Ilya's hellspawn children.
Introducing: Garren, Jenine, and Emmalyne.
Jenine and Emmalyne are twins but have hated each other since birth and when Garren came
along he decided to team up with Jenine and constantly beat up on Emma.
So this pretty accurately sums up these 3 since childhood.
And here's the first sighting of Ocean and Ilya, 2nd gen heir and his husband.
One of the non violent kids! This is Lucille, Garren's twin.
And the other is Mason who was born way late and was aged up super fast >__>
Here's some evidence that Garren does sometimes take breaks from the Beat Up Emma club
And more of Ocean and Ilya. This is 90% of what they do with their lives.
Lucille is adorable. I should have picked her for heir, it'd have been a much more peaceful household .__.
Here's a quick look at these kiddos grown up before I kick them out and things get started for real!
Jenine
Lucille
Mason
Emmalyne (Heir #1)
6/7/8/3/3
Fortune/Popularity
LTW: Become Criminal Mastermind
Garren (Heir #2)
6/7/8/4/3
Popularity/Family
LTW: Become Captain Hero
I couldn't resist double heiring these 2 after seeing their LTWs. It's too perfect!
(Just to clarify how things are working here: Garren and Emmalyne are technically
3rd gen, but because of how much I didn't record they're now gen 1 heirs/founders.)
Ugh.
Tabris: What the hell? I founded this family and it's like I never existed!
I fucked up, my apologies.
>_____> let me try and make it up to you
Awww look at your cute little family~
And you and Ilya at Kira's wedding awwwwwwwwww
Tabris: fuck you those weren't even taken with the good camera >:(
You deserve better, I know.
Here is where everything is going to stop being awful (I hope)
Jenine likes to remind the house how much she hates Emma every night
And these 2...yeah. They really fucking hate each other,
Emma: Your omelets taste like crap.
Garren: No one cares, bitch.
Ilya: We can hear you, stop fighting
To give Ilya and Ocean some peace and quiet I decided to send the heirs downtown and hopefully find some spouse material.
Hahahahaa, I should have known how well that would go.
JFC, YOU HAVE BEEN HERE 2 MINUTES
(squeee this is my first time playing with Apartment Life, excuse me while I discover new things)
The witch showing up distracted Emma enough to disengage from her arch nemesis, hooray!
HI KIRA <3<3 <3 (reminder: Kira=Ilya's sister/Garren/Emma's aunt)
Well, it's better than fighting.
Too bad I switched venues due to no one interesting coming to that lot..
so we went straight back to this -____-
STOP. SEPARATE NOW.
3 hours later, they got bored of each other. Fucking finally.
Garren: Hi, your top is really ugly :D
Dude.
Garren: What??
.....nice one.
What did she ever do to you????
Garren: *gags dramatically*
You are terrible.
Then this guy here decides to jump in and defend the lady's honor.
Must everything turn into a circle of hatred with you??
Where's Emma, she better not be in a similar situation..
Emma?????
I take my eyes off you for one second Garren...
DJ Mullet: The club is rocking tonight, yo!
Ah there she is. Looking appropriately concerned by the nature of this conversation.
OH MY GOD STOP
help
Crumplebottom does have a point for once. Swimsuit and rain don't mix.
Just be grateful she didn't beat you with her purse of bricks.
Garren: Oi, bartender. I wanna order!
Bartender: I don't serve homicidal assholes :D
Smart move, the last thing he needs is alcohol.
Garren: Pff, whatevah *plays it cool*
Yeah, so that was a bust. Shocker.
I should just bring Lucy back for heir.
because you two are ridiculous.
Aa, yes. Another person to harass the household on a daily basis ^-^
Plan B: Have Ocean invite over all his work colleagues and friends and find one that doesn't immediately start fighting with his kids.
Bingo!
.......
awkward.
um. moving on.
this uhhh doesn't look to be going as well.
But can you guess what these two are? 3 bolters
.____. I can sense the cockroaches already.
Before she has the sense to run screaming, we're moving this freaking adorable bunch of pixels in
Alicia (soon to be) Azarov
5/8/6/3/3
Popularity/Famiy
LTW: Become Mayor
Ocean and Ilya immediately swoop in to judge her worthiness..
..and I guess they approved~ Who wouldn't? She's such a cutie pie!
Let's keep moving things right along
D'awww <3
Ahaha and here's the entire family!
They are so sickeningly cute
Everyone: *tries to go through the door at once*
Blond guy in tux: Savin (Ilya's younger brother, Garren/Emma's uncle)
Blonde lady in black dress: Esfir (Ilya's twin sister, Garren/Emma's aunt)
Brunette lady in purple dress: Natalie (Esfir's girlfriend)
Blond: Fedor (Ilya's younger brother, Garren/Emma's uncle)
Brunet: Mason (Garren/Emma's younger brother)
And we all remember Jenine, right?
Alicia: What have I married into
Uh, a very violent family
Alicia: Alright, honey! Kick her ass!!
Pff, glad you're adjusting. (party score, what are you even doing haaa this is a good time??)
FYI: everyone thinks Natalie is smoking hot
UM OK HOW ABOUT YOU STOP
MASON THAT IS YOUR UNCLE
(the guy Mason is grinding on is Kira's husband...um......Paul? I think it's Paul.)
Leva (Ilya's sister, Garren/Emma's aunt): That shit cray
The one behind her is one of Esfir and Natalie's kids, Morgan.
Hi Mason. Really, stop being gay with your uncle. It's creepy.
Once a line starts forming down the hallway for the bathroom, I think the party is over.
Everyone out!
Garren: I can walk freely in my own house again :D
The redhead Emma was failing with earlier came back around at some point and ACR
decided to go ahead and have them screw. No complaints here!
Ilya: ??
GAH, no already?? D:
Aww, he's still adorable <3
As is Ocean :)
Emma had no interest in redhead after the one time thing, so I made her greet a walkby
An extremely cute walkby
Alicia: Baby :D
Alicia: Babyyyyyyyyy~~
Get it girlll
........................
there is something so seriously wrong with him.
Alicia: AAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUU
How can you be so angry when you have an adorable wife who adores the shit out of you??
That's my cue to move her on in!
Christy Kersey (unless there is a want on either end, I'm never marrying them because her name makes me giggle)
7/4/1/8/5
Fortune/Knowledge
LTW: Become Hand of Poseidon
Ilya's LTW was to have a Golden Anniversary, so we get another big shingdig with the whole family!
Hey, Esfir we're celebrating your twin's happy and lifelong marriage. Care to join the rest of the family inside?
Come join the dorky dancing troupe!
Alicia: I just had a nightmare that your entire family was over again and-
Garren: They are.
Alicia: What.
Garren: Don't turn around.
Alicia: Fuck.
Paul: Have you ever considered using handcuffs in the bedroom?
Mason: *COUGHCHOKE*
Esfir and Natalie are still in the hot tub.
These parties are just an excuse for all the spares to get it on all over this house ._.
It's probably my fault for never playing their households.
Jenine: *snarl* If you weren't pregnant..
Wait, WHAT
What the hell just happened.
................
wow. good job girls.
Can you and Garren make up too?
Emma: Haha, fuck no.
Tired of the massive amount of people in their house, Ocean and Ilya ditch their own party
to go on a jog in their matching athletic wear. Say it with me now: awwwwwww
So, Garren wants to have a bad reputation? Let's do this!
He greets this guy by mocking him. Off to a good start.
GO GARREN GO
eeeeeee quick intermission :D :D look at the pretty lights!
(I'm 1000 years late to the AL party, I know)
Garren: Hi fuckwad, I hope you're having an awful day >(
Garren: *shrieks victoriously*
That was even easier than I expected. Congratuations, Garren. You're a fucking asshole.
I'll give him points for not bludgeoning his pregnant wife. Yeah. The bar is set real high.
Garren: What's this bullshit? I don't want more of you running around.
A boy, Zach.
A girl, Winona.
And another boy, Riley.
Christy: Let's make more~
One. Just one.
Alicia: What do I do with the babies? :c
Garren: AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHFUCKYOUEMMA
And that's the end of the first update! Thanks for sticking it out through the confusing, awful mess that is the first half.
I'll most likely have the next one up in a week. I hope y'all enjoyed this and come back for more :)
Next: more babies and fighting, of course.